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10-26-2018, 06:17 AM
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Location: Northeast Louisiana
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My Wife growled “If you buy me another crap gift this year then I’ll put it in the garbage”.
She going to love the extra large trash can liners I got her for Christmas.
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A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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10-29-2018, 03:43 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
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I used to go out with a girl who was a medium, a clairvoyant, and psychic .
I left her because she was seeing other people all the time .
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A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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10-29-2018, 03:45 PM
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Location: Northeast Louisiana
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My wife was trying on clothes today and she asked, "Does this dress make me look fat ?"
"No," I replied, "but all those tubs of ice cream on the other hand..... !"
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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10-29-2018, 05:51 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2017
Location: KS
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wmtire
I used to go out with a girl who was a medium, a clairvoyant, and psychic .
I left her off because she was seeing other people all the time .
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The real question here...did she see it coming?
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10-29-2018, 06:07 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2012
Posts: 10,907
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How come psychics never know your name??
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2016 Mini Lite 2503S - tt (2015 - ???)
2011 Traverse LT, 3.6L, FWD
2009 Silverado 1500 Ext Cab, 5.3L, 4x4, 3.73
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10-29-2018, 06:18 PM
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Junior Old Fart
Join Date: Jul 2018
Posts: 156
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wmtire
My wife was trying on clothes today and she asked, "Does this dress make me look fat ?"
"No," I replied, "but all those tubs of ice cream on the other hand..... !"
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 Do you need anything while you're recovering in the hospital?
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10-30-2018, 04:45 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
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I've bought a monkey. If the greatest minds in history agree that it would eventually type the entire works of Shakespeare....
....then convincing the wife it typed the stuff in my internet search history should be a cakewalk.
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A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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10-31-2018, 06:54 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
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My wife bought me a book on the history of sarcasm.
I said, "Thanks, that's JUST what I wanted."
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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10-31-2018, 06:39 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: Forest Grove, Oregon
Posts: 602
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Quote:
Originally Posted by rockfordroo
How come psychics never know your name??
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Sure they do, its either Alexander, Andrew, Ulysses or Benjamin or whatever's in your wallet 
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FRF and FROG member
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Days camped in 2019, (8)
This Space for Rent
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10-31-2018, 06:48 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Night Stone
Sure they do, its either Alexander, Andrew, Ulysses or Benjamin or whatever's in your wallet |
If that's the case then my name would be simply George.
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A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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11-01-2018, 03:04 AM
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Location: Northeast Louisiana
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My wife didn't speak to me for 3 days last week and I haven't got a clue what I did to cause it.
Which is a shame because I'd like to do it again next week.
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A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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11-03-2018, 12:19 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
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I asked my girlfriend if she would like to come fishing with me.
"Yeah, I'd love to, but I know nothing about fishing. "
"No problem, " I said, "you'll need to learn how to caddy first.
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A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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11-03-2018, 08:11 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
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My friend says "you should always say no to drugs".
I say "if you are talking to drugs, you are already on drugs" .
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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11-05-2018, 09:59 AM
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King of the Road
Join Date: Apr 2016
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I knew it was time for a divorce the day I realized my wife would unplug my life support to charge her cell phone.
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11-05-2018, 01:16 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2017
Location: North of Seattle, WA
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If you go out carousing at night coming home smelling of booze and perfume at 3 AM, and get met at the door by your wife and dog, the dog will shower you with kisses and affection.
The wife? Not so much.
Could this by why dogs are called "man's best friend"?
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"A wise man can change his mind. A fool never will." (Japanese Proverb)
"You only grow old when you run out of new things to do"
2018 Flagstaff Micro Lite 25BDS
2023 f-150 SCREW XLT 3.5 Ecoboost (The result of a $68,000 oil change  )
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11-16-2018, 01:20 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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11-18-2018, 02:36 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2017
Location: North of Seattle, WA
Posts: 17,360
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I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but p!$$ing everyone off is a piece of cake.
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"A wise man can change his mind. A fool never will." (Japanese Proverb)
"You only grow old when you run out of new things to do"
2018 Flagstaff Micro Lite 25BDS
2023 f-150 SCREW XLT 3.5 Ecoboost (The result of a $68,000 oil change )
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11-19-2018, 01:42 PM
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Location: Northeast Louisiana
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Albert Einstein defined insanity as repeating the same things over and expecting a different result.
My Mrs asked me to stop outside Wal-mart whilst she runs in for one thing.
So there I was, parked on double yellows waiting on her.
Out she comes with a buggy full.
I fall for it every time.
True story by the way
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11-19-2018, 05:34 PM
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If your wife ever says she wants to go anywhere you don't want to, simply say "oh yeah, that's where the really hot blonde works".
Problem solved.
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11-19-2018, 06:05 PM
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Junior Old Fart
Join Date: Jul 2018
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wmtire
If your wife ever says she wants to go anywhere you don't want to, simply say "oh yeah, that's where the really hot blonde works".
Problem solved.
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