Originally Posted by aceinspp
” Lexophile" is a word used to describe those that have a love for words, such as "you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish", or "to write with a broken pencil is pointless." A competition to see who can come up with the best lexophiles is held every year in an undisclosed location.
I sent in ten entries to that contest last year, hoping that one of them would win. No pun intended.
In other news, someone broke into the police station and stole all the bathroom fixtures, leaving no clues. The cops have nothing to go on.
I've been reading a really good book on anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
I couldn't remember how to throw a boomerang, but it eventually came back to me.
The guy who invented the door knocker won a no-bell prize.