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03-28-2019, 01:34 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
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When I was a kid my mom was concerned when my brother's face had swelled up after eating a packet of peanuts .
Until I explained "it was because they were my dang peanuts" .
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A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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03-28-2019, 01:39 PM
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RV There Yet?
Join Date: Jul 2018
Location: Winona, MN
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Originally Posted by wmtire
Once again, my wife has been inconsiderate and left so little gas in the car that I can only get as far as the neighborhood bar.
It's enough to drive me to drink.
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You're the lucky one, some of us have to walk!
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2018 17RP
2009 Crew Cab King Ranch F150 "Goose"
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03-28-2019, 02:06 PM
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Recently new!
Join Date: Dec 2014
Location: Arizona, in The Land of Scorch!
Posts: 1,206
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TPMS on the Rolls?
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1987 Starcraft Nova tent trailer, purch. '87, sold 8.14
2013 Crusader 290RLT bought new, 8.14 lotsa mods!
2001 Ford F-250 7.3
Loving wife, R.I.P., 6/6/19
and Mason the always dirty dog! R.I.P, 2/19
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03-28-2019, 02:31 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2017
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I wish I had something like a TPMS for my DW. Would save me a lot of surprises.
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04-01-2019, 03:49 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
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I don't know why my wife is always calling me a loser.
I hold the record for the highest score ever attained on a police breathalyzer.
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A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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04-01-2019, 03:55 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
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My wife left me recently and also took our house.
Eating out of garbage cans, not showering for days, not having any money.... Honestly, I'm pretty sure now that my kind of lifestyle is why she divorced me.
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A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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04-01-2019, 09:32 PM
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Junior Old Fart
Join Date: Jul 2018
Posts: 156
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I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high.
She seemed surprised.
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04-04-2019, 03:49 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
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"I really envy you, " I said to this guy who I'd been talking to in the bar.
"Envy me? " he replied, "have you been listening? I have kids I never see, I'm bankrupt, I have a drinking and drug problem, been in and out of jail, what on Earth have I got that you can possibly want? "he said.
"An ex-wife, " I answered.
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A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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04-06-2019, 09:24 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2016
Posts: 5,060
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Al
I am starting to think, that I will never be old enough--------to know better.
Tolerance will reach such a level that intelligent people will be banned from thinking so as not to offend the imbeciles. Fyodor Mikhailovich Dostoevsky, Russian Novelist
S.E. Mich. Flagstaff 26FKWS / 2022 F-150 3.5 EcoBoost SCrew Propride
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04-09-2019, 07:43 AM
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Site Team
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
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Our teenage daughter was really furious again about what we named her.
"I don't see what's so wrong with the name Lucy ?" I asked, "It's a perfectly lovely name."
"It isn't when our last name is Firr !"
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A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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04-09-2019, 07:45 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2014
Posts: 7,363
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And you purchased her a red dress for the prom?!
Russell
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04-09-2019, 08:13 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2012
Posts: 5,432
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2017 River Stone Legacy 38mb
2001 Kenworth T2000
2016 Smart for Two on deck
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04-09-2019, 08:26 AM
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Site Team
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
Posts: 33,954
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CAT-RN
And you purchased her a red dress for the prom?!
Russell
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How did you know? It wasn't cheap either, cost me $666.
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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04-10-2019, 09:13 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2017
Posts: 700
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wmtire
My wife left me recently and also took our house.
Eating out of garbage cans, not showering for days, not having any money.... Honestly, I'm pretty sure now that my kind of lifestyle is why she divorced me.
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Did you know:
Before the invention of the crowbar,
Crows had to drink at home...
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04-10-2019, 09:34 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2017
Location: Spartanburg, SC
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I've never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep.
In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.
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04-11-2019, 02:33 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2016
Posts: 5,060
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Al
I am starting to think, that I will never be old enough--------to know better.
Tolerance will reach such a level that intelligent people will be banned from thinking so as not to offend the imbeciles. Fyodor Mikhailovich Dostoevsky, Russian Novelist
S.E. Mich. Flagstaff 26FKWS / 2022 F-150 3.5 EcoBoost SCrew Propride
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04-17-2019, 02:23 AM
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Site Team
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
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The 5 second rule for dropped food doesn't work in our house .
After 2 seconds you would have to catch the dog and wrestle it out of his mouth.
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A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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04-17-2019, 02:24 AM
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Site Team
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
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This rich spoiled girl I went out with a few times came around to my work, and she instantly turned cold on me.
"I thought you said you were a Captain of Industry !" she said with a lot of disappointment.
"I am," I replied, "But a lot of people do think that 'Industry' is a bit of an odd name for my small fishing boat."
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A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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05-06-2019, 08:41 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2017
Location: Spartanburg, SC
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Too Funny.
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05-15-2019, 08:35 AM
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Site Team
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
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I really let the wife down today. We did everything she wanted to do, went to all the places she wanted to go to
But I forgot to act as though I was happy throughout it all.
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A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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