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12-02-2019, 07:26 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2016
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Al
I am starting to think, that I will never be old enough--------to know better.
Tolerance will reach such a level that intelligent people will be banned from thinking so as not to offend the imbeciles. Fyodor Mikhailovich Dostoevsky, Russian Novelist
S.E. Mich. Flagstaff 26FKWS / 2022 F-150 3.5 EcoBoost SCrew Propride
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12-05-2019, 03:03 PM
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#2302
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Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
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The three greatest achievements of man
1) Landing on the moon
2) conquering Everest
3) teaching my mom over the phone how to enable 3rd party cookies on her ipad
*Not necessarily in that order
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A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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12-11-2019, 01:41 PM
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#2303
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Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
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If all's fair in love and war, how come marriage courts and war crimes exist?
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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12-11-2019, 05:20 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
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A buddy of mine told me he got a steal on a trampoline and some bikes for his kids off the internet.
When I asked him which website he saw them on, he said "Google Earth."
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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12-11-2019, 05:23 PM
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#2305
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2014
Posts: 7,363
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wmtire
A buddy of mine told me he got a steal on a trampoline and some bikes for his kids off the internet.
When I asked him which website he saw them on, he said "Google Earth."
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Can you send me your buddy’s name & address. Phone maybe ? I have a bike missing!!
Russell
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12-11-2019, 05:32 PM
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#2306
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Site Team
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CAT-RN
Can you send me your buddy’s name & address. Phone maybe ? I have a bike missing!!
Russell
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Russell, it was just a joke....I don't have any buddies.
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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12-11-2019, 05:34 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2014
Posts: 7,363
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Thanks. Got it now!! [emoji23]
Russell
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12-11-2019, 05:38 PM
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Site Team
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
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If I meet you for a date and you don't look anything like your pic, you're buying drinks for me until you do
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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12-11-2019, 05:44 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: May 2015
Posts: 1,051
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wmtire
If I meet you for a date and you don't look anything like your pic, you're buying drinks for me until you do
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I’m stealing this one!
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2015 F350 6.7
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12-14-2019, 11:30 AM
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Scoundrel
Join Date: Feb 2017
Location: Montrose, Colorado
Posts: 2,803
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URGENT NEW HOME WANTED !!!!!
This is bella, she’s an 8 week-old German Sheppard puppy, I bought her as a surprise for my wife for Christmas but it turns out she is allergic to dogs so I am now urgently looking to find her a new home I don't want any money just free to a good home.
Her name is Tracy shes 49 years old, a beautiful and caring woman who drives, she is a great cook, good with kids and always keeps a clean house.
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2024 Geo Pro 15TB, 400W Solar, 2 Golf Cart batteries
2015 F-150 5.0L V8 XLT Crew Cab, 4x4, Tow Package, 36 gal tank, 3.55 locker, 1891 payload, Integrated Brake Controller, Roadmaster Active Suspension
Wooden Spoon Survivor
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12-14-2019, 01:30 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2017
Location: North of Seattle, WA
Posts: 17,332
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Quote:
Originally Posted by HangDiver
URGENT NEW HOME WANTED !!!!!
This is bella, she’s an 8 week-old German Sheppard puppy, I bought her as a surprise for my wife for Christmas but it turns out she is allergic to dogs so I am now urgently looking to find her a new home I don't want any money just free to a good home.
Her name is Tracy shes 49 years old, a beautiful and caring woman who drives, she is a great cook, good with kids and always keeps a clean house.
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Tempting offer but I would prefer the dog. If I were to come home late at night all rumpled and smelling of perfume the dog would still be happy to see me and shower me with kisses 
Now if she comes with her own truck, send me a picture of the truck. 
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"A wise man can change his mind. A fool never will." (Japanese Proverb)
"You only grow old when you run out of new things to do"
2018 Flagstaff Micro Lite 25BDS
2023 f-150 SCREW XLT 3.5 Ecoboost (The result of a $68,000 oil change  )
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12-14-2019, 01:32 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2017
Location: North of Seattle, WA
Posts: 17,332
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Double tap
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"A wise man can change his mind. A fool never will." (Japanese Proverb)
"You only grow old when you run out of new things to do"
2018 Flagstaff Micro Lite 25BDS
2023 f-150 SCREW XLT 3.5 Ecoboost (The result of a $68,000 oil change )
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12-15-2019, 09:33 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2019
Location: At home
Posts: 1,449
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TitanMike
Tempting offer but I would prefer the dog. If I were to come home late at night all rumpled and smelling of perfume the dog would still be happy to see me and shower me with kisses
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Here’s how to tell which one loves you more. Lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car. After 30 minutes open it and see which one is happier to see you.
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12-17-2019, 07:26 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2019
Location: At home
Posts: 1,449
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Attachment 220663
So true. Dang. So true. Don’t ask me how I know.
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12-17-2019, 01:38 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2014
Posts: 1,740
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Originally Posted by JWood422
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Arrrghhhhhh!!!! I will make you 40 year olds eat my dust yet. And, if not, you are going to have to work real hard not to. [emoji16][emoji4][emoji41]
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12-17-2019, 01:51 PM
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Kanadian Kamper
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Southern Ontario
Posts: 8,170
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Originally Posted by AbdRahim
Arrrghhhhhh!!!! I will make you 40 year olds eat my dust yet. And, if not, you are going to have to work real hard not to. [emoji16][emoji4][emoji41]
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40 yr olds.
Heck.......I’ve got socks older than that. Wait a minute......I’m wearing ‘em.
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Ken and Terry
2018 Sunseeker 2430S-CD, nicely modified and carried by a 2017 Ford E450 Sport
Former Georgetown 330TS owner for 10 years with more mods than I can count, pushed by our 2017 GMC Terrain
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12-17-2019, 02:21 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 2016
Location: Virginia, USA
Posts: 425
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My wonderful wife sent this to me one day when I was working on something in the garage. She was trying to have a conversation and I'm sure that it was clear that I was not listening to anything she was saying.
Then in mid sentence, I hear my phone notification tone. Before I could locate my phone to see who was texting. She hands my phone to me and that's when I see the meme she sent. Not another word was spoken and she walked away.
Needless to say I proceeded to wash up, grab 2 beers from the fridge, walk in the house and ask if she was thirsty. Attachment 220675
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2013 Rockwood Freedom2381G
2011 Dodge Ram 3500 Laramie 6.7L
B&W Turnover Ball w/Companion Hitch
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12-17-2019, 03:53 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2019
Location: At home
Posts: 1,449
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Quote:
Originally Posted by AbdRahim
Arrrghhhhhh!!!! I will make you 40 year olds eat my dust yet. And, if not, you are going to have to work real hard not to. [emoji16][emoji4][emoji41]
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I got old enough to drink all over again since turning 40.
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12-19-2019, 03:30 PM
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#2319
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Site Team
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
Posts: 33,924
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I just found out my girlfriend is a ghost....
To be honest I had my suspicions from the moment she walked through the door
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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12-19-2019, 05:39 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
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Anyone who feels bad about ruining the environment for the next generation hasn't spent a lot of time around teenagers
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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