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That does bring to mind a famous quote (attributed) of the great drummer Ginger Baker, on the eve of his sixth divorce: "Huh, maybe it's me??" 
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05-07-2020, 03:49 PM
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That does bring to mind a famous quote (attributed) of the great drummer Ginger Baker, on the eve of his sixth divorce: "Huh, maybe it's me??" |
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05-09-2020, 09:00 AM
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My wife will buy anything marked down. Last year she bought an escalator.
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A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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05-16-2020, 08:56 AM
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The wife and I are adhering to social distancing, keeping six feet apart.
We've never been so close.
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A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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05-18-2020, 08:52 AM
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A buddy of mine just told me sixty jokes in an hour
He's a laugh a minute
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A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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05-18-2020, 04:57 PM
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Quote:
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A buddy of mine just told me sixty jokes in an hour
He's a laugh a minute
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But an average comedian.
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05-26-2020, 03:18 PM
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A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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05-26-2020, 03:21 PM
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OMG, that is too funny.
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05-26-2020, 04:07 PM
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A man and woman, not married to each other boarded a train for an overnight trip. The porter approached them and advised them there had been a mixup in room reservations and they were booked for the same room. Since it had two fold down bunks they accepted the accommodations.
When night came the woman took the bottom bunk, the man the upper. A little later the man told the woman he was chilly and asked if she could hand him an extra blanket.
She said "why don't we just pretend we're married". He agreed and climbed down from his bunk but when he hit the floor she said "get your own darn blanket"!
Disappointed, he did. When he returned to his bunk, settled in, and farted.
The End.
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"You only grow old when you run out of new things to do"
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06-01-2020, 07:06 AM
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A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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06-02-2020, 11:06 PM
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I had a small crab crawl into my camp chair stored under our trailer. I moved it in as we packed up. My DW spotted it as she moved the chair to storage.... 
I caught the little bugger and relocated it back outside.
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I am starting to think, that I will never be old enough--------to know better.
Tolerance will reach such a level that intelligent people will be banned from thinking so as not to offend the imbeciles. Fyodor Mikhailovich Dostoevsky, Russian Novelist
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06-03-2020, 05:28 PM
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Five Qualities of a Good Woman:
1. You should have a woman who works at home, who cooks, keeps things tidy and has a job.
2. You should have a woman who can make you smile and laugh.
3. You should have a woman you can trust, a woman who never lies to you.
4. You should have a woman who is very romantic and enjoys spending intimate time with you.
5. And you should always, always keep these four women from ever meeting each other.
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"You only grow old when you run out of new things to do"
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06-03-2020, 06:14 PM
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Just as confused as you
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Originally Posted by TitanMike
1. You should have a woman who works at home, who cooks, keeps things tidy and has a job.
2. You should have a woman who can make you smile and laugh.
3. You should have a woman you can trust, a woman who never lies to you.
4. You should have a woman who is very romantic and enjoys spending intimate time with you.
5. And you should always, always keep these four women from ever meeting each other.
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I'll bet wmtire missed #5.
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06-03-2020, 06:20 PM
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Perhaps #5 was added BECAUSE of wmtire's experience(s). 
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06-03-2020, 07:08 PM
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Quote:
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5. And you should always, always keep these four women from ever meeting each other.
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Ya are funny. As bad as just one was, I couldn't imagine four.
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06-12-2020, 07:16 AM
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Even though the wife and I are happily married, I've asked for a divorce.
I reckon I should quit while I'm ahead.
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06-13-2020, 02:25 PM
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Y’all forgot.
Be nice to the one who has access to your toothbrush
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I love puns, irony and tasteless jokes...
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06-13-2020, 02:59 PM
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"A wise man can change his mind. A fool never will." (Japanese Proverb)
"You only grow old when you run out of new things to do"
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06-13-2020, 03:03 PM
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"A wise man can change his mind. A fool never will." (Japanese Proverb)
"You only grow old when you run out of new things to do"
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06-13-2020, 03:05 PM
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"A wise man can change his mind. A fool never will." (Japanese Proverb)
"You only grow old when you run out of new things to do"
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