Originally Posted by wmtire
When I was younger, I was scared of the dark
Now I see my electric bills and am scared of the lights
"Honey... don't think of the electricity being turned off... think of how 'Romantic' it is to eat by candle light..."
"Yes Dear, it is nice to eat in such a low light.... go ahead and eat your steak
. And don't worry about the horse dying in the barn yard last week.... I took care of him..."