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02-01-2021, 01:32 PM
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#2561
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Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2019
Location: South Carolina
Posts: 1,209
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You have to understand my priorities..............
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02-01-2021, 01:37 PM
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#2562
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: BoCoMo
Posts: 2,784
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A chair??? oh no, I just stand facing the corner walls, waiting for my pet name to be called (my pet and me are called the same name)..... and I always lead by saying the dog (me) did it..... and I am sorry.....
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Brother Les
2013 Forest River Salem Hemisphere SBT312QBUD
2001 CrewCab F-250 7.3 PowerStroke Diesel
SuperChip, BTS transmission, 6.0 Trans Cooler
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02-01-2021, 11:45 PM
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#2563
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Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: Ohio North Coast
Posts: 569
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My wife calls it repetitive reminders. That is why I gave her the Indian name of Five Horses. The English translation is Nag, Nag, Nag, Nag, Nag.
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2013 Ford F250 SD 6.7L
2014 Wildwood Heritage Glen 282RK
Certified Rumble Strip Tester
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02-02-2021, 11:23 AM
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#2564
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2016
Posts: 5,033
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I got a new t-shirt...
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Al
I am starting to think, that I will never be old enough--------to know better.
Tolerance will reach such a level that intelligent people will be banned from thinking so as not to offend the imbeciles. Fyodor Mikhailovich Dostoevsky, Russian Novelist
S.E. Mich. Flagstaff 26FKWS / 2022 F-150 3.5 EcoBoost SCrew Propride
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02-04-2021, 09:33 AM
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#2565
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2016
Posts: 5,033
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And then the fight started....
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Al
I am starting to think, that I will never be old enough--------to know better.
Tolerance will reach such a level that intelligent people will be banned from thinking so as not to offend the imbeciles. Fyodor Mikhailovich Dostoevsky, Russian Novelist
S.E. Mich. Flagstaff 26FKWS / 2022 F-150 3.5 EcoBoost SCrew Propride
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02-05-2021, 07:53 PM
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#2566
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Multi-Slacker
Join Date: Aug 2017
Location: SoCal
Posts: 2,279
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Why Men Have Better Friends.
A woman didn't come home one night.
The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house.
The man called his wife's 10 best friends.
None of them knew anything about it.
Friendship between Men:
A man didn't come home one night.
The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house.
The woman called her husband's 10 best friends.
Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and two claimed that he was still there.
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Safe Travels
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02-05-2021, 09:33 PM
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#2567
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Scoundrel
Join Date: Feb 2017
Location: Montrose, Colorado
Posts: 2,786
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CurtPutnam
Why Men Have Better Friends.
A woman didn't come home one night.
The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house.
The man called his wife's 10 best friends.
None of them knew anything about it.
Friendship between Men:
A man didn't come home one night.
The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house.
The woman called her husband's 10 best friends.
Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and two claimed that he was still there.
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Good one!
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2024 Geo Pro 15TB, 400W Solar, 2 Golf Cart batteries
2015 F-150 5.0L V8 XLT Crew Cab, 4x4, Tow Package, 36 gal tank, 3.55 locker, 1891 payload, Integrated Brake Controller, Roadmaster Active Suspension
Wooden Spoon Survivor
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02-06-2021, 07:43 AM
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#2568
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Georgia Rally Coordinator
Join Date: Jun 2015
Location: GA
Posts: 24,293
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My wife asked me to take her to one of those restaurants where they make the food right in front of you. So I took her to Subway... and that’s how the fight started. Later RJD
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2020 Shasta Phoenix SPF 27RKSS (sold)
2018 Dodge Ram 2500 6.4 3:73 gearing. Traded 2015 Chevy 2500 6.0, 4:10
Traded 2015 30WRLIKS V-Lite
Days camped 2019 62
Days camped 2020 49 days camped 2021-74 2022-40 days 2023 5 days
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02-06-2021, 10:47 AM
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#2569
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Site Team
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
Posts: 33,695
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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02-06-2021, 11:11 PM
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#2570
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2016
Posts: 5,033
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This could be you???
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Al
I am starting to think, that I will never be old enough--------to know better.
Tolerance will reach such a level that intelligent people will be banned from thinking so as not to offend the imbeciles. Fyodor Mikhailovich Dostoevsky, Russian Novelist
S.E. Mich. Flagstaff 26FKWS / 2022 F-150 3.5 EcoBoost SCrew Propride
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02-06-2021, 11:33 PM
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#2571
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2016
Posts: 5,033
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Can someone turn this into a blues song?
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Al
I am starting to think, that I will never be old enough--------to know better.
Tolerance will reach such a level that intelligent people will be banned from thinking so as not to offend the imbeciles. Fyodor Mikhailovich Dostoevsky, Russian Novelist
S.E. Mich. Flagstaff 26FKWS / 2022 F-150 3.5 EcoBoost SCrew Propride
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02-07-2021, 07:47 AM
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#2572
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2019
Location: At home
Posts: 1,434
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SailorSam20500
Can someone turn this into a blues song?
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Country song. Definitely Country. I’ll get right on it.
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02-07-2021, 10:24 AM
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#2573
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Site Team
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
Posts: 33,695
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My girlfriend said she wanted a puppy for her birthday, so I got her one.
The next morning she saw me loading it into the back of my car and said, "Hey. Where are you going?"
I said, "I'm sending him back."
"Sending him back!" she yelled. "Why?"
I said, "It's not your birthday any more."
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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02-08-2021, 11:57 AM
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#2574
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2016
Posts: 5,033
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Al
I am starting to think, that I will never be old enough--------to know better.
Tolerance will reach such a level that intelligent people will be banned from thinking so as not to offend the imbeciles. Fyodor Mikhailovich Dostoevsky, Russian Novelist
S.E. Mich. Flagstaff 26FKWS / 2022 F-150 3.5 EcoBoost SCrew Propride
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02-09-2021, 03:04 PM
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#2575
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Site Team
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
Posts: 33,695
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A husband and wife had a fight.
Wife called her mom: He fought with me again, I am coming to stay with you.
Mom: No dear, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to stay with you!
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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02-10-2021, 01:19 PM
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#2576
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Site Team
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
Posts: 33,695
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My wife: You need to do more chores around the house.
Me: Can we change the subject?
My wife: Ok, more chores around the house need to be done by you.
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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02-10-2021, 01:40 PM
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#2577
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Director, FROG
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Middlebury, IN
Posts: 3,508
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wmtire
My wife: You need to do more chores around the house.
Me: Can we change the subject?
My wife: Ok, more chores around the house need to be done by you.
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At least she was in a nice passive mood.
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02-10-2021, 03:09 PM
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#2578
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2019
Location: At home
Posts: 1,434
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When your wife tells you to do whatever you want the last thing you should EVER do (and I can’t stress this enough) is whatever you want.
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02-11-2021, 10:17 AM
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#2579
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Site Team
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
Posts: 33,695
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I don't think my wife loves me anymore. I walked in to the kitchen this morning and said "is that coffee I smell". She said " it is and you do."
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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02-11-2021, 01:43 PM
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#2580
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2017
Location: North of Seattle, WA
Posts: 17,263
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My nose runs and my feet smell. I'm beginning to feel like I was built upside down.
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"A wise man can change his mind. A fool never will." (Japanese Proverb)
"You only grow old when you run out of new things to do"
2018 Flagstaff Micro Lite 25BDS
2023 f-150 SCREW XLT 3.5 Ecoboost (The result of a $68,000 oil change )
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