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09-17-2015, 05:15 PM
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Location: Northeast Louisiana
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My wife's a magician.
She can turn anything into an argument.
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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09-17-2015, 05:31 PM
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#262
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Location: Northeast Louisiana
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My wife called me an Ignoramus.
I haven't a clue what she means.
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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09-17-2015, 05:40 PM
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#263
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Site Team
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Location: Northeast Louisiana
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What do you get if you cross a donkey with a zebra?
My wife debra!
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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09-17-2015, 05:40 PM
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#264
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Site Team
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Location: Northeast Louisiana
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My wife knows hundreds of photography jokes.
You can't shutter up.
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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09-17-2015, 05:46 PM
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Site Team
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Location: Northeast Louisiana
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Whenever your wife tells you she's not talking to you.
She's lying.
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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09-17-2015, 07:01 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Hattiesburg, MS
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Are you feeling any better?
Go ahead and let it out.
As Barney Fife used to say, "It's therapetic".
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2012 Flagstaff V Lite 30 WRLTS
2005 Dodge Ram 2500 5.7 Mag Hemi 3.72 Rearaxle
Nights camped 2015 = 23
Nights camped 2016 = 25
Nights camped 2017 = 13
Nights camped 2018 = 3
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09-17-2015, 07:05 PM
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Site Team
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I can stop anytime. Lol
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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09-17-2015, 07:31 PM
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Moderator Emeritus
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More relationship humor
Quote:
Originally Posted by wmtire
I can stop anytime. Lol
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No you can't. We won't let you. Keep 'em coming.
Sent from my iPhone using Forest River Forums
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There's no use crying over spilt milk... unless it's on your keyboard.
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09-17-2015, 08:06 PM
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Location: top side land of Lincoln
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What does your husband consider a seven-course meal?
A pizza and a six pack.
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2014 LaCrosse 323RST-TE-C
2009 Chevy 2500HD Z71
Seasonal
Zelda the campin dog
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09-17-2015, 08:11 PM
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#270
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My wife and I always compromise; I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
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2014 LaCrosse 323RST-TE-C
2009 Chevy 2500HD Z71
Seasonal
Zelda the campin dog
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09-17-2015, 08:21 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Hattiesburg, MS
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I give up!
Ya'll both need to go to counseling.
TOGETHER!
More like this !
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2012 Flagstaff V Lite 30 WRLTS
2005 Dodge Ram 2500 5.7 Mag Hemi 3.72 Rearaxle
Nights camped 2015 = 23
Nights camped 2016 = 25
Nights camped 2017 = 13
Nights camped 2018 = 3
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09-17-2015, 08:45 PM
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#272
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Location: Northeast Louisiana
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It's cheaper with group rates. One last one for tonight:
I upset the wife today when I told her that she wasn't the woman I'd fallen in love with.
The situation was further aggravated when I explained that it was Daphne, the bouncy new 22 year old intern from work.
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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09-17-2015, 09:24 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: Forest Grove, Oregon
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Here's one my wife said to me a few times and still does to this day
She says "you and vegetables don't get along"
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98 Chevy Silverado C3500 crewcab, 454 cu in & 2013 Salem Cruise-Lite 181BHXL
FRF and FROG member
Days camped in 2012 (3), 2013 (3), 2014 (6) Days camped in 2015-18, 0 Days so far
Days camped in 2019, (8)
This Space for Rent
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09-18-2015, 02:54 AM
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#274
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Location: Northeast Louisiana
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The only thing stopping me from being happily married is my wife
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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09-18-2015, 10:20 AM
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Site Team
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The only thing my wife and I have in common is, we got married on the same day.
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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09-18-2015, 10:30 AM
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I'm on my third marriage now, but I guess I've always been a slow learner.
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
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09-18-2015, 10:31 AM
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Site Team
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The most difficult years of marriage are those following the wedding.
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09-18-2015, 10:31 AM
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Site Team
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There are times when I wish I'd never got married.
AM and PM.
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
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09-18-2015, 10:33 AM
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My wife and I have finally found we have something in common.
We both wish she was married to George Clooney.
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
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09-18-2015, 03:48 PM
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"It's wrong, you can't do this, I'm a conscientious objector. " I cried.
"Please Mr Williams, will you let me carry on with your brothers wedding or I'll have to ask you to leave the church, " replied the preacher.
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A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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