A man was on the way to work one morning and got pulled over for speeding.
The officer tells him he was clocked doing 70 in a 55, but he is feeling generous. If the man can give him an excuse he has before hear before he will let him go.
The man thinks for a few seconds then tells him "3 years ago my now ex-wife ran off with a state trooper"
Cop: "Yeah, and?"
Man: "I thought you were bringing her back."