The morning of my wife's birthday I handed her first gift to her. As she unwrapped it she said, "It's a wand! What do I want with a wand?"
"It's not just any wand," I replied, "It's a magic wand!"
"Really?" she said. "What does it do?"
"Why don't you give it shake," I told her, "and don't forget to say the magic words."
"Okay," she said shaking the wand. "Abracadabra!"
"Oh My!" I said, peering down the side of the bed. "You're not going to believe this."
"What is it?" she asked all excitedly.
I said, "You've just made all your other presents disappear!"
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I just threw some salt over my shoulder for good luck. Ended up smashing a mirror with the salt shaker.