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Old 09-18-2015, 05:01 PM   #281
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Should have known our marriage wasn't going to last from the obvious signs during the wedding.

Instead of saying "I do", she said "yeah you'll do".
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Old 09-18-2015, 05:04 PM   #282
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I was best man at a wedding and I was asked to toast the happy couple.

I knew my flamethrower would come in handy sooner or later.
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Old 09-18-2015, 09:31 PM   #283
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There are 3 rings to matrimony:

The engagement ring
The wedding ring
The Suffering!
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Old 09-19-2015, 01:44 AM   #284
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Here's one my wife said to me a few times and still does to this day

She says "you and vegetables don't get along"
Sorry, wrong quote, it should be
"You and vegetables are not on a first name basis"
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Old 09-19-2015, 11:16 AM   #285
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The main quality I look for in women?

Probably desperation.
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Old 09-19-2015, 11:18 AM   #286
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Women say they like a man who's driven. So I show up at their house in a taxi.
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Old 09-19-2015, 11:20 AM   #287
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I'd never date a woman that's more muscular than I am. Unless, I suppose, she forced me to.
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Old 09-19-2015, 12:17 PM   #288
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My online date said she's very skinny.

Turns out she meant, more skin than a rhino.

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A girl suggested I set up a double date to make our first time out less awkward, I hope she likes my parents.

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A recently divorced friend of mine is looking for love again. Beer bellied, completely bald... I don't like her chances...

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My expectations for dating are a lot like limbo. Every time I lower the bar, I ask myself, "How low can you go?"

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It's so nice to see my ex-girlfriend is finally happy after finding the perfect guy for the fifth time in less than a year.

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Went on a date a couple of months ago. Her dad said he wanted her home by 10.15. I musn't forget, there's only a week to go.

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Romance is dead. All woman want from men now a days is security.

They ask for it the second I approach them.

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Single men in their 40s often have problems finding women at their level of maturity.

That's why they date someone half their age.

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I avoid internet dating sites because they match you up with people who share your interests.

I don't want to go out with a weirdo.

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So I told her I wouldn't go out with her if she was the last person left on earth and she cried.

But how could I? I wouldn't be here

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I've figured out that on a woman's dating profile, where she lists what she wants in a man, is actually all the things she will eventually resent you for...

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On an on line dating website I said that I enjoy cooking, my family and my dog.

Which would have sounded great, had I not forgotten the comma.

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I told this really good looking woman I was an architect even though I work at McDonald's

It's kind of true actually because now I have to design an intricate web of lies to back it up.
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Old 09-19-2015, 10:30 PM   #289
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On an on line dating website I said that I enjoy cooking, my family and my dog.

Which would have sounded great, had I not forgotten the comma.
I chuckled at that one.
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I'm on my third marriage now, but I guess I've always been a slow learner.
X2. And yes, the first two my dad (and the lawyers liked). Should have listened to mom.
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