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My neighbor asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my yard.
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A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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11-19-2015, 05:36 PM
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Possibly true story from Turbs:
Ok, so my neighbors officially hate me. Me and a few friends were having a bonfire in the backyard, and we were roasting marshmallows and stuff when suddenly we hear sirens, and see a firetruck turn into the street in front of us. So we all went running to see what was up, and our neighbor's house was on fire!
Well, when we got there, the wife was crying into her husbands arms, and we were just kinda standing there, and then she saw us, and then like for 10 seconds, gave us the dirtiest look ever..
Turns out, we were still holding our sticks with marshmallows on it, watching the fire....
Talk about bad timing...
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11-19-2015, 05:40 PM
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After years of not speaking to my neighbor thinking he was a bit of a jerk, turns out he's a really a great guy.
He's ran off with my wife.
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11-19-2015, 05:53 PM
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A lot of people seem to forget their other four fingers when waving to me.
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11-19-2015, 05:57 PM
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I was once abducted by aliens. They made me wipe my face, blow my nose and eat my greens.
I think I was on board the mothership.
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11-19-2015, 06:05 PM
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I know I walked away in the middle of our conversation, but I had no choice..
You were boring me to death and my survival instincts kicked in.
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11-19-2015, 07:20 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wmtire
I know I walked away in the middle of our conversation, but I had no choice..
You were boring me to death and my survival instincts kicked in.
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Too bad I don't have the choice  just saying  but some of these are really bad  sorry for the look    
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11-21-2015, 06:26 PM
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My wife told me I was incapable of multitasking....
So I got drunk and embarrassed her at the same time.
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11-21-2015, 06:43 PM
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I took my teenage daughter out shopping today. She was very embarrassed when I picked out a pink t-shirt with "Daddy's little princess" on the front.
But not as embarrassed as she was when I walked out of the shop wearing it.
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11-21-2015, 07:33 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wmtire
I was once abducted by aliens. They made me wipe my face, blow my nose and eat my greens.
I think I was on board the mothership.
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Yea we all know healthy eating does not fit your lifestyle.
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11-22-2015, 10:00 PM
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I can't believe how shallow some women on dating sites can be.
I'd been talking to this girl for a while and we were getting on OK, but then she turned round and said she wasn't interested, JUST because of the type of car I live in.
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11-22-2015, 10:17 PM
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I never thought I'd meet the woman of my dreams on an on-line dating site.
And I was right.
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11-22-2015, 10:35 PM
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I described myself as tall, dark and handsome on a dating website...It's a pretty good description of me if I stood on a chair, turned out the light...and lied.
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11-23-2015, 08:20 AM
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I went on a vacation with the wife, where we stayed up in the mountains in a rustic cabin, that was rumored to be haunted.
On the first night I said, "I think there's a monster under my bed..."
"Grow up," she replied.
"No, really," I continued. "It's hideous..."
"Stop joking around," she snapped. "I knew it was a mistake letting you have the top bunk."
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11-23-2015, 08:25 AM
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My wife has become very insecure in her middle age.
"I'm so jealous of you," she said. "You're still good looking and full of confidence."
"Don't be silly," I replied. "It should be me who is jealous of you."
"Really?" she asked, as her face lit up.
"Of course," I said. "You get to be married to me. I'm stuck with an insecure person having a mid-life crisis.."
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11-23-2015, 08:27 AM
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I just told my brother he was adopted.
He said, "At least they picked me."
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11-23-2015, 08:30 AM
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My wife just asked me, "Have you ever heard the saying, Pretty as a Pot Bellied Pig".
"No" I replied. "Can't say I have".
She said, "Well go on a diet then, Fatty".
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11-23-2015, 08:34 AM
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I'm beginning to suspect I'm not as popular as I thought I was.
I've been in hospital for two weeks, and the only "Hope you get well soon!" card I've got is from the nurses.
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11-23-2015, 08:37 AM
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My girlfriend got a haircut where they cut off two inches, and she was so upset about it. She came home and cried for two hours. I was like, 'Why are you so upset? It's just a haircut. I'm the one who's got to find a new girlfriend.
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11-24-2015, 06:29 PM
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She was outside pulling weeds on a hot summer day when her husband
walked up and asked her what they were having for dinner.
Irritated by the thought of him sitting in the air conditioned house while she
labored away on the weeds, she snapped, "I can't believe you're asking me
about supper right now! Pretend I'm out of town, go inside and make
dinner yourself!"
So he went back in the house and fixed himself a big steak, potatoes, garlic
bread, and a tall beer.
His wife walked in just about the time he was finishing up and asked,
"Where's my dinner?"
"Huh? I thought you were out of town."
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