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11-25-2015, 01:45 AM
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I woke up next to a woman I didn't recognize this morning.
Then I realized it was the wife smiling.
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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11-25-2015, 01:46 AM
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How do you know your wife is a good housekeeper? A: After the divorce she keeps the house!
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2014 LaCrosse 323RST-TE-C
2009 Chevy 2500HD Z71
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Zelda the campin dog
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11-25-2015, 01:49 AM
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My wife always tells me that giving birth to our children was the most amazing thing she has ever done.
I have no idea what she's talking about though.
I guess I had to be there.
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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11-25-2015, 01:49 AM
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When we divorced we shared the house 50 / 50. She got the inside...I got the outside ! -
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2014 LaCrosse 323RST-TE-C
2009 Chevy 2500HD Z71
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Zelda the campin dog
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11-25-2015, 01:51 AM
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To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all
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2014 LaCrosse 323RST-TE-C
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11-25-2015, 05:41 AM
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My laptop was down for two hours on Saturday so I couldn't access my Twitter.
It was terrible.
I had to call random people from the phone book and tell them what I had for lunch.
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A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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11-25-2015, 05:52 AM
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On Valentine's Day, yet again I'll be in the house on my own, watching television and eating takeout food with no one to talk to.
I really can't see a downside.
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11-25-2015, 05:55 AM
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It's been 2 days now and I'm frantically trying to find the guy who sent my wife her only Valentine's card, as I plan to put him in the hospital.
The guy seriously needs immediate psychiatric help.
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11-25-2015, 05:58 AM
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My wife just sent me a text: "I just bought you the best birthday present! xox"
I really hope she misspelt Xbox.
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11-25-2015, 06:01 AM
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I bought my Wife a new Iron for Valentines day,
She was so happy that she ran out of the house crying with emotion.
She must still be out telling her friends how wonderful I am as she's not back yet.
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11-25-2015, 06:06 AM
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My wife said she hoped I had something special planned for the upcoming Valentines Day.
"I'm working on it" I said, to which she smiled.
Weird, I thought she would have gone mental when I told her I was having to work.
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11-25-2015, 10:44 AM
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Definition of Valentines Day: One more opportunity to prove you just don't measure up.
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1988 Coleman Sequoia - popup (1987-2009) - outlasted 3 Dodge Grand Caravans!
2012 Roo19 - hybrid (2012-2015)
2016 Mini Lite 2503S - tt (2015 - ???)
2011 Traverse LT, 3.6L, FWD
2009 Silverado 1500 Ext Cab, 5.3L, 4x4, 3.73
2016 Silverado 2500HD Dbl Cab, 6.0L 4x4, 4.10
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11-25-2015, 03:01 PM
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After finally coming to terms with empty nest syndrome after our son moved away, the wife wears an engraved silver locket that contains a photo and his hair, to remind her of him in his younger days.
I just keep a Lego in my shoe.
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11-25-2015, 03:04 PM
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Don't you just love getting home from a 12 hour shift to a wife, who's been at home all day and the smell of a freshly cooked meal.
I must ask the next door neighbor to leave her window open more often.
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11-25-2015, 03:06 PM
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I told my friend that I sometimes let my girlfriend watch TV, when she comes around.
He said 'I thought she lived with you?'
I said 'Yeah, she does'.
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11-25-2015, 03:19 PM
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I can't truly describe how I felt when my wife left me while we were on vacation in Florida..
But by the time I got home, my teeth had a tan.
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11-25-2015, 03:22 PM
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I got hit by a car last week and nearly died, having to be resuscitated by paramedics.
There was a long, dark tunnel with a light at the end and I was running towards it, naked - but that just felt completely natural. I looked behind me and my wife and children were crying and screaming, but I carried on towards the light, excited about what lay beyond it
...and that's when the car hit me.
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11-25-2015, 03:40 PM
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I came home to find my neighbor had a large Christmas tree on top of his car.
"Getting ready for the holidays a bit early this year, Dave?" I asked.
He replied, "Nah- just teaching the daughter to drive."
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11-25-2015, 08:28 PM
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Whoever said, 'Good will conquer evil'...
Clearly never went through a divorce.
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11-25-2015, 09:04 PM
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When people who don't yet know I'm divorced ask, "where is your other half", I reply, "she got it in the divorce settlement
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