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Old 06-05-2015, 04:36 PM   #31
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Good stuff here.
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Old 06-05-2015, 04:56 PM   #32
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Good stuff here.
Yeah - it's good,but I still think this guy has a problem relating to women.
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Yeah - it's good,but I still think this guy has a problem relating to women.
Tony, are you saying you want me to stop?
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Tony, are you saying you want me to stop?

No not at all.
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You're out to lunch with your new boss. He casually mentions he'd like to live in Green Bay some day. You say, "No one but football players and hookers live in Green Bay."

He then tells you his wife is from Green Bay.

You:
a. Ask what position she plays.
b. Ask if she's still walking the streets.
c. Quietly tell him you quit.

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When Bobby was married, he took his wife with him every where he went so he didn't have to kiss her goodbye.
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Always thought the four words I never wanted to hear from my wife were, "I want a divorce".

Turns out it's actually, "What is your password".


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When Bobby was married, he took his wife with him every where he went so he didn't have to kiss her goodbye.

I took a photo of my wife, but I got her bad side.

The front.


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My wife asked me if I was cheating on her! I said no I can barely afford the one woman I have!
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A bank robber wanted to keep his identity secret, but didn't wear a balaclava. He told all in the bank not to look at him or he would shoot them. One foolhardy customer sneaked a look, and the robber promptly shot him. The robber asked if anyone else had seen his face. Bobby, gazing intently at the ground, said "I think my wife got a glimpse."
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