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Georgia Rally Coordinator
Join Date: Jun 2015
Location: GA
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. My wife and I were happy for twenty years; then we met. Later RJD
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2020 Shasta Phoenix SPF 27RKSS (sold)
2018 Dodge Ram 2500 6.4 3:73 gearing.(sold) (sold) 2015 Chevy 2500 6.0, 4:10
Traded 2015 30WRLIKS V-Lite
Days camped 2019 62
Days camped 2020 49 days camped 2021-74 2022-40 days 2023 5 days
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12-27-2015, 03:34 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2015
Location: Eastern NC
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just read every post on this thread and now wonder if I'll make to April ~ our 46th anniversary...... I'll ask her when she gets home. She is 700 miles away visiting daughter and her family for the holidays.
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12-28-2015, 05:52 AM
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Site Team
Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: top side land of Lincoln
Posts: 7,509
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2014 LaCrosse 323RST-TE-C
2009 Chevy 2500HD Z71
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Zelda the campin dog
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12-28-2015, 08:42 AM
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Site Team
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
Posts: 33,962
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My wife left me because I kept quoting 1970's sitcoms.
Happy days.
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A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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12-28-2015, 09:02 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: top side land of Lincoln
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wmtire
My wife left me because I kept quoting 1970's sitcoms.
Happy days.
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Well if she wasn't a little "Bewitched" 
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2014 LaCrosse 323RST-TE-C
2009 Chevy 2500HD Z71
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12-29-2015, 12:02 AM
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Site Team
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
Posts: 33,962
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My wife is so paranoid that at football games when they huddle up, she thinks they are talking about her.
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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12-29-2015, 12:14 AM
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Moderator Emeritus
Join Date: Dec 2012
Location: North Carolina
Posts: 11,069
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Why are husband's like lawnmowers?
They're hard to get started, emit fowl odors, and don't work half the time.
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12-29-2015, 12:16 AM
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Moderator Emeritus
Join Date: Dec 2012
Location: North Carolina
Posts: 11,069
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How do you keep your husband from reading your email?
Rename the mail folder "Instruction manuals"
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2014 Crew Cab Chevy Silverado 3500 4wd Duramax/Allison
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12-29-2015, 12:18 AM
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Moderator Emeritus
Join Date: Dec 2012
Location: North Carolina
Posts: 11,069
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A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. You know what?"
"What dear?" she asked gently, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.
"I think you're bad luck."
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2014 Sabre 34REQS-6
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12-29-2015, 12:20 AM
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Moderator Emeritus
Join Date: Dec 2012
Location: North Carolina
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"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, so I figured this was the most legal evil thing I could do to him."
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12-29-2015, 12:25 AM
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Moderator Emeritus
Join Date: Dec 2012
Location: North Carolina
Posts: 11,069
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A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds "Wife Wanted".
The next day, he received hundreds of replies, all reading the same thing: "You can have mine."
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12-29-2015, 04:57 AM
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Site Team
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
Posts: 33,962
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My grandkids just called me old. So I put their candy on top of the refrigerator.
I may be old, but I'm tall. Brats.
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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12-29-2015, 05:03 AM
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Site Team
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
Posts: 33,962
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My wife says she's leaving me because of my addiction to antidepressants.
Won't be needing them anymore now.
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A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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12-29-2015, 05:06 AM
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Site Team
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
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My girlfriend has left me a note:
"I'm leaving you because you're so stupid and bigoted."
Well I'm not stupid, I'm just dyslexic. And I can't help it if I have big toes.
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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12-29-2015, 05:10 AM
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Site Team
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
Posts: 33,962
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My dad got a selfie stick for his phone.
He can now hold it far enough away to read text messages.
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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12-29-2015, 05:16 AM
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Site Team
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
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Doctor: Listen, if you ever expect to cure your insomnia, you just have to stop taking your troubles to bed with you.
Patient: I know, but I can't... my wife refuses to sleep alone.
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A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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12-29-2015, 05:19 AM
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Site Team
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
Posts: 33,962
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Instead of John, I call my bathroom Jim, that way it sounds better when I say I went to the Jim first thing this morning.
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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12-31-2015, 01:16 AM
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Site Team
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
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I called my wife from work and told her that I had put something on the radio for her birthday.
The silly girl had listened to the radio for 5 hours before seeing the birthday card lying on top of it !
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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12-31-2015, 01:17 AM
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Site Team
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
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I got my wife a bag of compost for her 30th birthday and she threw it at me in a rage. Some women are never satisfied. You give them the earth and they throw it back in your face.
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A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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12-31-2015, 01:21 AM
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Site Team
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
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It was my wife's birthday today and she asked me what I had got her.
"Take this blindfold," I told her.
"Oh, I like surprises," She said with a smile.
"Well, it wasn't intended to be a surprise, but I hope you like your new blindfold," I replied.
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