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Old 10-27-2015, 10:00 AM   #521
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I have a cold shower every morning.

Right after my wife and daughters have finally finished having hot ones.
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Old 10-27-2015, 10:05 AM   #522
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My son said, "I just don't understand girls."

I told him, "Don't worry, that'll change."

"Will it?"

"Yes, when you get older, you won't understand women."
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Old 10-27-2015, 10:18 AM   #523
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When people see me and my wife, they always think we're so in love.

I think it's because we're always holding hands. The thing is, if I let go, she shops.
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Old 10-27-2015, 10:23 AM   #524
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It's amazing how the muscle strength of a woman changes during the day...

In the morning she's can't even open a jar of jelly, while at night it's impossible to get a piece of the blanket...
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Old 10-27-2015, 10:25 AM   #525
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My wife asked me if a certain dress made her butt look big. I told her not as much as the dress she wore yesterday.

and then the fight started.....
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Old 10-28-2015, 03:56 PM   #526
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After twenty years I decided to track down my three best friends from school. I was shocked at what they had become.

Dave is an alcoholic who hasn't worked since 2004.

Ben is in prison for robbery.

However it was when I saw Tim that I felt sick to my stomach.

He's got a fantastic job and a really attractive wife.
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Old 10-28-2015, 03:58 PM   #527
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This kid at my nephews big birthday party just crapped his pants and got to go home.

I'm seriously considering this option.
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Old 10-28-2015, 03:59 PM   #528
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I'll tell you something about good-looking people.

We're not well-liked.
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Old 10-28-2015, 04:20 PM   #529
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When arguing with women I found out...

I can either be right or happy.
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Old 10-28-2015, 04:43 PM   #530
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Marriage is a three ring circus.

Marriage is a three ring circus...

#1 The engagement ring.
#2 The wedding ring.
#3 The suffering.
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