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09-30-2016, 01:52 PM
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A man, shocked by how his buddy is dressed, asks him, “How long have you been wearing that bra?”
The friend replies, “Ever since my wife found it in the glove compartment.
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2005 Ram 2500 4X4 diesel SMOKER!!
I love puns, irony and tasteless jokes...
born in Texas.... live in Arkansas 
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09-30-2016, 01:54 PM
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My ex and I had a very amicable divorce. I know this because when I wrote the Facebook status “I’m getting a divorce,” he was the first one to click Like.
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2017 Puma 297RLSS
2005 Ram 2500 4X4 diesel SMOKER!!
I love puns, irony and tasteless jokes...
born in Texas.... live in Arkansas
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09-30-2016, 01:58 PM
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I’d noticed that my 60-year-old father seemed to be losing his hearing, so I mentioned it to my mother.
"Things haven’t changed that much," she said. "Only difference is, before, he didn’t listen. Now, he can’t."
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2017 Puma 297RLSS
2005 Ram 2500 4X4 diesel SMOKER!!
I love puns, irony and tasteless jokes...
born in Texas.... live in Arkansas
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09-30-2016, 02:03 PM
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Location: Northeast Louisiana
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Whenever I go to a bar, I always go right up to the most beautiful woman in the room and say: 'You've got something hanging out of your nose'.
Hey, since I've got no shot at her, I might as well humble her a little for the next guy.
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A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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09-30-2016, 02:04 PM
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A wife is scrambling eggs when her husband bursts into the kitchen.
"Careful," he cries. "Careful! You’re cooking too many at once. Too many! Scramble them! Now! We need more butter. They’re going to stick! Careful! Now scramble them again! Hurry up! Are you crazy? Don’t forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. Use the salt! The salt!"
The wife turns and asks, "What is wrong with you?"
Her husband calmly replies, "I wanted to show you what it feels like when I’m driving."
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2017 Puma 297RLSS
2005 Ram 2500 4X4 diesel SMOKER!!
I love puns, irony and tasteless jokes...
born in Texas.... live in Arkansas
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09-30-2016, 02:05 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Iwannacamp
My ex and I had a very amicable divorce. I know this because when I wrote the Facebook status “I’m getting a divorce,” he was the first one to click Like.
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That's not too far off from my divorce. 
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A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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10-02-2016, 09:23 AM
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Location: Northeast Louisiana
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I first realized I was going bald when it took me longer to wash my face every morning....
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A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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10-02-2016, 09:31 AM
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Location: Northeast Louisiana
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I bought my girlfriend a fridge for her birthday. I know it's not the greatest gift, but you should have seen her face light up, when she opened it.
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A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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10-03-2016, 08:45 AM
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Location: Northeast Louisiana
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I ran into an old school acquaintance the other day. I said "I've haven't seen you for ages".
He said "I know........it's been great!"
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A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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10-04-2016, 08:40 AM
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Location: Northeast Louisiana
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I decided to give my wife a surprise shoulder rub.
You should've seen her face when I popped up from the back seat.
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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10-04-2016, 09:05 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2016
Posts: 643
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CA Fisherman
Sitting beside my husband I said "I love You."
He replied "Is that you or the wine talking?"
I said "It's me talking to the wine."
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That's my wife for sure!
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2012 Rockwood Signature Ultra Lite 8312SS riding on Gladiator rubber.
2004 Ford F350 (Black Beauty) CC, SB, 6sp, 6L work horse.
Camped 
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10-04-2016, 04:47 PM
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Location: Northeast Louisiana
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A cute girl from work asked if I'd drive her home yesterday because it was raining heavily. I agreed, and we got to talking, mainly about everyday things, what we liked doing, then about work for a bit.
We got to her house before long. She thanked me, went to get out of the car, stopped, looked hard at me and said, "How did you know where I lived?"
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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10-06-2016, 11:01 PM
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Location: Northeast Louisiana
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I made my grandfather a rocking chair
It wasn't meant to rock, I'm just a terrible carpenter.
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A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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10-07-2016, 08:24 AM
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An annoying man asked me for directions the other day.
I told him where to go.
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A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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10-07-2016, 08:38 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Concord, NC
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wmtire
An annoying man asked me for directions the other day.
I told him where to go.
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We you talking to a mirror?
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10-10-2016, 08:50 AM
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Location: Northeast Louisiana
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My mother-in-law has got a massive case of diarrhea
But she won't find out until she unpacks her luggage
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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10-12-2016, 08:46 AM
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I think I promised the wife.... that I would have three beers and be home by ten.
I always get those two mixed up.
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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10-14-2016, 12:12 PM
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When you're young, you think your dad is Superman. Then as you get older, you realize he's just a regular guy who wears a cape.
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10-14-2016, 12:16 PM
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Site Team
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What is marriage?
Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who cannot be handled by his parents anymore.
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A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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10-14-2016, 12:24 PM
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#1240
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Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 2015
Location: CT
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wmtire
A cute girl from work asked if I'd drive her home yesterday because it was raining heavily. I agreed, and we got to talking, mainly about everyday things, what we liked doing, then about work for a bit.
We got to her house before long. She thanked me, went to get out of the car, stopped, looked hard at me and said, "How did you know where I lived?"
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Am I really stupid? 
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2015 Sabre 36QBOK-7
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