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My friend has just been diagnosed as a Polaroid Schizophrenic.
It developed quickly.
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A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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12-19-2016, 11:35 AM
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Apology Letter To Spouse.
Apology Letter To Spouse.
Hi Sweetheart,
I am sorry about getting into an argument about putting up the Christmas lights. I guess that sometimes I feel like you are pushing me too hard when you want something. I realize that I was wrong and I am apologizing for being such a hard-headed guy. All I want is for you to be happy and be able to enjoy the holiday season. Nothing brightens the Christmas spirit like Christmas lights! I took the time to hang the lights for you today; and now I will be off to play some golf...
Again, I am very sorry for the way I acted yesterday. I'll be home late.
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Her response.
Hi Honey,
Thank you for that heart-felt apology. I don't often get an apology from you, and I truly appreciate it. I, too, felt bad about the argument and wanted to apologize. I realize that I can sometimes be a little pushy. I will try to respect your feelings from now on. Thank you for taking the time to hang the Christmas lights for me. It really means a lot. In the spirit of giving, I washed your truck for you; and now I am off to the mall.
I love you too!
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12-20-2016, 03:14 AM
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Location: Northeast Louisiana
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Therapist: " I think you have a phobia of marriage . Do you know what the symptoms are?
Me: " Can't say I do "
Therapist: " That's one of them. "
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12-25-2016, 01:54 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
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If women are always right, why do they always keep picking the wrong men?
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A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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12-25-2016, 03:22 PM
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I thought I would share this with everyone, as it still hurts to talk about it to this day.
It's was almost 25 years ago, when I was in college. One evening I had plucked up the courage and was about to propose to my girlfriend when my room mate Joe, barged into the room out of nowhere, tripped and fell over, breaking the room window with his face.... thus it totally ruined my intended proposal.
I didn't know Joe THAT well, I don't even remember where he was from, but let's just say I put my proposal plans on hold to help him through his injuries. Joe had gotten a big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye. He was walking around with one of those cotton pads on his eye for a couple of months. Then suddenly, he disappeared, along with my girlfriend. Apparently they had bonded during the time after his injuries, and had eloped together , leaving me behind without as much as a note. I tried to track them down, but never could.
In conclusion........ If it hadn't been for cotton eye Joe, I'd have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, cotton eye Joe?....
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12-25-2016, 05:48 PM
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Location: Northeast Louisiana
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Got the worst present ever today. A box of rice. Thanks a lot Uncle Ben.
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12-27-2016, 04:10 AM
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I think my marriage is finally over. My wife is singing.
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12-27-2016, 12:17 PM
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Right before the holidays.....
My dishwasher is broke!
She says she spent it all on the grandkids......
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12-27-2016, 12:26 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2016
Location: On the move
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wmtire
I think my marriage is finally over. My wife is singing.
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You're BAD, my wife says!
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12-27-2016, 04:26 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2014
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wmtire
I think my marriage is finally over. My wife is singing.
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I read that to my wife and she fails to find the humor. Seemed funny to me ??
Russell
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12-27-2016, 04:44 PM
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Location: Northeast Louisiana
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CAT-RN
I read that to my wife and she fails to find the humor. Seemed funny to me ??
Russell
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LOL. Did you explain to her that it ain't over till the......
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A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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12-27-2016, 04:47 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2014
Location: Grayson County, Texas
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wmtire
LOL. Did you explain to her that it ain't over till the......
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Some funnies are better left unexplained! 
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12-27-2016, 04:48 PM
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O. She got that part. That when the fight about started --I found something to do in the barn. Got away from that.
Russell
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12-27-2016, 04:52 PM
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Probably not help much that she been talking about going on a diet!!
Russell
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12-27-2016, 05:02 PM
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Location: Northeast Louisiana
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CAT-RN
Probably not help much that she been talking about going on a diet!!
Russell
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You didn't show her my sigline?
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12-27-2016, 05:34 PM
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Just saw it myself. Maybe I just tread lightly for a bit. Lol
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12-27-2016, 07:03 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2013
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wmtire
LOL. Did you explain to her that it ain't over till the......
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Mmmm. I didn't catch it and that ain't nice!!!
Sent from my iPhone using Forest River Forums
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I love puns, irony and tasteless jokes...
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12-30-2016, 08:05 AM
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A lot of relationships start off with " Don't ever change." then progresses to " You have to change " and ends with " You've changed. "
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12-30-2016, 08:18 AM
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Pickin', Campin', Mason
Join Date: Aug 2015
Location: South Western PA
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wmtire
I thought I would share this with everyone, as it still hurts to talk about it to this day.
It's was almost 25 years ago, when I was in college. One evening I had plucked up the courage and was about to propose to my girlfriend when my room mate Joe, barged into the room out of nowhere, tripped and fell over, breaking the room window with his face.... thus it totally ruined my intended proposal.
I didn't know Joe THAT well, I don't even remember where he was from, but let's just say I put my proposal plans on hold to help him through his injuries. Joe had gotten a big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye. He was walking around with one of those cotton pads on his eye for a couple of months. Then suddenly, he disappeared, along with my girlfriend. Apparently they had bonded during the time after his injuries, and had eloped together , leaving me behind without as much as a note. I tried to track them down, but never could.
In conclusion........ If it hadn't been for cotton eye Joe, I'd have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, cotton eye Joe?....
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Didn't see that one coming! (pun intended)
As a bluegrasser... that was funny!
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12-30-2016, 11:10 AM
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Women marry men, hoping they'll change.
Men marry women, hoping they won't.
Neither of them get what they hoped for!
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