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I held the door open for a gorgeous woman at the restaurant last night.
The wife said, "You've never held the door open for me."
I said, "What about the time you threatened to leave?"
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A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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01-01-2017, 10:56 AM
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I haven't bathed since last year
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A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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01-01-2017, 11:46 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wmtire
I haven't bathed since last year
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Well, that explains a lot. 
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There's no use crying over spilt milk... unless it's on your keyboard.
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01-01-2017, 11:56 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wmtire
I haven't bathed since last year
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Kaadk
Well, that explains a lot.
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Last year was yesterday. 
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1988 Coleman Sequoia - popup (1987-2009) - outlasted 3 Dodge Grand Caravans!
2012 Roo19 - hybrid (2012-2015)
2016 Mini Lite 2503S - tt (2015 - ???)
2011 Traverse LT, 3.6L, FWD
2009 Silverado 1500 Ext Cab, 5.3L, 4x4, 3.73
2016 Silverado 2500HD Dbl Cab, 6.0L 4x4, 4.10
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01-03-2017, 01:15 PM
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Men cannot be trusted.
According to the gender that posts screenshots of private conversations on Facebook.
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A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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01-03-2017, 02:20 PM
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My brother stopped his singing career, because he got problems with his voice...
As a matter of fact: everyone had a problem with his voice.
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A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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01-04-2017, 05:04 AM
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Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.
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A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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01-04-2017, 05:08 AM
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The wife complains I never buy her flowers.
I never knew she sold them.
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A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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01-06-2017, 10:46 PM
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My wife said that I need to pay more attention to what's going on around me.
So, in 2010, I'm going to try harder.
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A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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01-12-2017, 11:09 AM
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I took a date to Stonehenge once. Very disappointing. Just a huge unsightly monstrosity. Stonehenge wasn't much better.
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A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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01-13-2017, 03:27 PM
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Divorce Quotes:
Your ex asking to be friends after getting a divorce is like......Kidnappers asking to "keep in touch" after letting you go...
Divorce is like an airplane bathroom; you'll be blamed for whatever preceded you.
Divorce is like leaving home after high school, except with half your stuff.
Getting a divorce is like getting fired from a job you've hated for years
Getting a divorce is like getting a new phone, you keep telling people how great it is and try to convince everybody to get one too
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A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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01-16-2017, 04:32 PM
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My mother-in-law bought a talking parrot but she took it back a week later.
'This parrot hasn't said anything', she complained
'I haven't had a chance yet!', replied the parrot
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01-17-2017, 11:30 AM
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I had my first UFO experience earlier. I walked into the kitchen and said to the wife 'Morning Chubs'
Next thing I knew there were flying saucers coming at me from everywhere
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01-19-2017, 11:49 PM
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What do you say to your single friends on Valentine’s Day? Happy Independence Day!
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Zelda the campin dog
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01-19-2017, 11:51 PM
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It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
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01-19-2017, 11:53 PM
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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
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01-19-2017, 11:57 PM
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Rules by which females are governed
The FEMALE always makes the rules.
The RULES are subject to change at any time without prior notification...by the FEMALE.
No MALE can possibly know all the RULES.
If the FEMALE suspects the MALE knows all the RULES, she must immediately change some or all of them.
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01-20-2017, 12:00 AM
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No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life:
(1) Mobile
(2) Automobile
(3) TV
(4) Wife
Because, there is always a better model in the neighborhood.
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01-20-2017, 12:03 AM
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Imagine, living with 3 wives in one compound and never leaving the house for 5 years. Osama Bin Laden must have called the US Navy Seals himself !!!
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01-20-2017, 12:06 AM
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The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want"?
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