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Old 11-18-2015, 09:33 AM   #681
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My wife said "What are you doing?"

I said "Nothing."

She sighed and said "You did that yesterday"

I replied "Well I'm not finished yet!"
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Old 11-18-2015, 09:34 AM   #682
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After 10 years of marriage, I've learned an important lesson.

Flowers and an apology are a lot easier than actually changing.
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Old 11-18-2015, 09:37 AM   #683
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When I was a child I used to get taken to the circus to see the tattooed lady, now they are everywhere.
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Old 11-18-2015, 09:42 AM   #684
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My girlfriend recently asked how much I love her.

"I love you more than my mom!"

Joke's on her though, because my mom doesn't love her at all.
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Old 11-18-2015, 11:36 AM   #685
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My wife felt me because I'm dyslexic.
I had to re-read that a couple of times. Once I got it, it made me laugh out loud.
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Old 11-18-2015, 12:13 PM   #686
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My wife said "What are you doing?"

I said "Nothing."

She sighed and said "You did that yesterday"

I replied "Well I'm not finished yet!"
That's my exact work schedule now that I'm retired. With CRS, I can't remember where I stopped yesterday, so I have to start all over each morning.
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Old 11-18-2015, 03:08 PM   #687
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I've currently got my head stuck in a vase, after I tried to pick out a Smartie from the bottom using just my teeth.

I've told my son to call the fire department, but apparently, he doesn't know the number.


I don't know where that dumb kid gets his brains from, sometimes.
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Old 11-18-2015, 03:11 PM   #688
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Somebody said to me today, "What's the worst that could happen?"

So I took my mobile phone from my pocket and showed them a picture of my wife.
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Old 11-18-2015, 03:21 PM   #689
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I've decided from tomorrow, I'm going to live each day as if it's going to be my last.

I'm giving the daughter her first driving lesson.
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My Grandad always said, "If you want something done right, do it yourself".

That's why he died during his heart operation.
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