Possibly true story from Turbs:
Ok, so my neighbors officially hate me. Me and a few friends were having a bonfire in the backyard, and we were roasting marshmallows and stuff when suddenly we hear sirens, and see a firetruck turn into the street in front of us. So we all went running to see what was up, and our neighbor's house was on fire!
Well, when we got there, the wife was crying into her husbands arms, and we were just kinda standing there, and then she saw us, and then like for 10 seconds, gave us the dirtiest look ever..
Turns out, we were still holding our sticks with marshmallows on it, watching the fire....
Talk about bad timing...
2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
I just threw some salt over my shoulder for good luck. Ended up smashing a mirror with the salt shaker.