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03-08-2017, 06:08 PM
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I have a buddy whose wife's cooking is so bad that the flies pitched in to fix the screen door.
He leaves dental floss in the kitchen so he can watch the roaches hang themselves.
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A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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03-08-2017, 06:32 PM
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Some Rodney Dangerfield classics:
I tell ya, my wife's a lousy cook… after dinner, I don't brush my teeth, I count them.
I’m not going to say my wife can’t cook, but should toast have bones?
My wife’s a bad cook; the other night, she fixed alphabet soup – it spelled out “Help!”
One night she told me to put out the garbage; I told her "you cooked it, you take it out."
My wife has to be the worst cook; her specialty is indigestion.
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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03-09-2017, 04:03 PM
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I walked up to a girl in the bar and asked her if she liked the strong and silent type.
"As a matter of fact I do." She said.
So I let out a fart and walked away.
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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03-09-2017, 10:24 PM
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My parents only had one argument in forty-five years; it lasted forty-three years.
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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03-09-2017, 10:25 PM
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Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with some one long-term, the last people I would introduce her to would be my family.
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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03-09-2017, 10:26 PM
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When I die, I want it to be on my 100th birthday, in my beach house on Maui and I want my wife to be so upset she has to drop out of college.
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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03-09-2017, 10:31 PM
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I'm single now, and it's really weird for me to be dating again because, for the last three years, I've just been cheating.
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A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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03-09-2017, 10:32 PM
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Family reunions are when relatives gather from all over to be reminded why they scattered in the first place.
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A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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03-09-2017, 10:48 PM
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Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Claus, and unfortunately, so did my parents.
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03-10-2017, 05:08 AM
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A father is a banker provided by nature.
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03-14-2017, 12:48 PM
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Marriage is an attempt to solve problems together which you didn't even have when you were on your own.
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03-18-2017, 11:17 AM
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It cost me 30 grand when my wife was kidnapped
Heckuva party though
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03-19-2017, 04:38 AM
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I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.
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Zelda the campin dog
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03-19-2017, 04:40 AM
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A guy knows he's in love when he loses interest in his truck for a couple of days.
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03-19-2017, 04:43 AM
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Wearing Husband Goggles
The party’s host paid me a great compliment. “You are a good-looking woman,” he said. “Honest—I’ve had only one beer.”
My glow was only slightly dimmed when my husband interjected, “Imagine how great she’ll look after two.”
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03-19-2017, 10:18 AM
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Location: Four Corners, FL
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wmtire
It cost me 30 grand when my wife was kidnapped
Heckuva party though
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I don't get it.
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Checkout my site for RVing tips, tricks, and info | Was a Fulltime Family for 5 years, now we're part-timing on long trips
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03-19-2017, 10:23 AM
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My wife and I just completed a 3000 mile road trip. I drove half the time, and she drove the whole way!
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03-19-2017, 01:01 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ependydad
I don't get it.
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I only assumed he was celebrating to the extreme. Did she come back? Doesn't say.
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2005 Ram 2500 4X4 diesel SMOKER!!
I love puns, irony and tasteless jokes...
born in Texas.... live in Arkansas
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03-19-2017, 01:09 PM
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Always Learning
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Iwannacamp
I only assumed he was celebrating to the extreme. Did she come back? Doesn't say.
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I see. Celebrating her being gone, maybe.
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03-19-2017, 04:16 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ependydad
I see. Celebrating her being gone, maybe.
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not maybe, ..... that IS the jest of the post, ..
he spent 30 grand THROWING a party(celebrating),
BECAUSE she was kidnapped(gone), .....
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