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05-05-2017, 02:49 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
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My internet was down yesterday so I chatted to my wife for a change, and was surprised to learn that she didn't work for Montgomery Ward's anymore
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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05-05-2017, 03:58 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2015
Location: Southern, IL
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Originally Posted by wmtire
My internet was down yesterday so I chatted to my wife for a change, and was surprised to learn that she didn't work for Montgomery Ward's anymore
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You crack me up!
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Bob & Michelle
2016 Ford F-250 Lariat 4x4
2017 Flagstaff Super Lite 526RLWS
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05-05-2017, 04:22 PM
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#1483
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Join Date: Nov 2011
Posts: 4,499
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I just blocked my wife from my Facebook account because she corrected my grammar, and it feeleded good.
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2018 Forester 3011 DS
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05-09-2017, 06:46 AM
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#1484
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Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
Posts: 33,695
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Funeral costs are so expensive these days.
At my mother-in-law's, after paying for the bouncy castle and pony rides, we could barely afford the face-painting.
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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05-09-2017, 08:27 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
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I was named after my father.
Obviously, seeing as he was born before me.
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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05-10-2017, 07:08 AM
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Site Team
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
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My wife wasn't impressed with the restaurant I'd chosen for our anniversary meal.
"There was a cockroach in the toilet," she said.
"Oh come on.. A cockroach doesn't necessarily mean their food is bad."
"Really?... Well this one was throwing up."
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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05-10-2017, 07:30 AM
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Pickin', Campin', Mason
Join Date: Aug 2015
Location: South Western PA
Posts: 19,051
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A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight, live longer than the men who mention it.
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2022 Cedar Creek 345IK 5th Wheel•Solar & Inverter•2017 Ford F-Series SCREW 4x4•Factory Puck•B&W Companion•TST Tire Monitor w/Repeater•Sinemate 3500w Gen.
F&AM Lodge 358 Somerset, PA - JAFFA Shrine - Altoona, PA
Days Camped ☼ '19=118 ☼ '20=116 ☼ '21=123 ☼ '22=134 ☼ '23=118☼ '24=64
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05-10-2017, 09:07 AM
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DW's 401(k) Plan
Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: Western MD
Posts: 2,372
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 5picker
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight, live longer than the men who mention it.
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AMEN!
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"Sunny" the 2017 Sunseeker 3010DS
2006 Jeep Liberty Toad
.... and lovin' life........MOST of the time.
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05-12-2017, 09:22 PM
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Site Team
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
Posts: 33,695
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"If you can't stand the heat, stay out of the kitchen."
Said my wife trying to make a sandwich.
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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05-18-2017, 08:08 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
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My wife accused me of showing favoritism towards one of our kids.
It's not true. I love Olivia and not Olivia equally.
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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05-18-2017, 09:40 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: Chardon, Ohio
Posts: 513
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My wife and I never divorced, neither of us wanted the kids.
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Bill, Maura & Rosie the rescued Boston Terrier
2016 Winnebago Adventurer 38Q-26K Chassis...traded in 2015 Wildcat 282RKX
Towing 4 down 2014 CR-V EX-L w/Nav & Blue Ox & Ready Brute Elite or 2018 Colorado Crew Cab 4x4 V6 longbed
NRA Endowment Life Member, FMCA #455593, WIT #170814 & Mid-Ohio Winnies
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05-18-2017, 11:37 PM
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#1492
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Site Team
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
Posts: 33,695
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My wife blamed me for forgetting her birthday last week.
I said , By all means blame me for forgetting our Wedding day , but I sure wasn't there the day you were born.
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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05-19-2017, 01:47 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2017
Posts: 645
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Sometimes I wake up grumpy.
Sometimes I let her sleep.
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-- My wife complains I never listen to her. Or something like that.
2017 Heritage Glen 368RLHBK Limited
2017 Ram 3500 4x4 Crew, 6.7 Cummins
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05-19-2017, 12:08 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2014
Location: Kenosha Wisconsin
Posts: 582
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Toilet humor???? Attachment 138400
Or New Grill
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2013 Ram 2500 "Cummins"
2014 Columbus 340RK
Month of July in the Egg Harbor Campground, Door County, WI
5 stars
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05-23-2017, 02:21 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2017
Posts: 645
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I wear the pants in my family
(my wife tells me which ones to put on)
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-- My wife complains I never listen to her. Or something like that.
2017 Heritage Glen 368RLHBK Limited
2017 Ram 3500 4x4 Crew, 6.7 Cummins
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05-24-2017, 09:49 PM
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#1496
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Site Team
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
Posts: 33,695
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Behind every successful man is his woman.
Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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05-27-2017, 10:31 AM
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Site Team
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
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My wife is the only one I've ever been with.
The rest were all 7's or higher.
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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05-27-2017, 11:49 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 2013
Posts: 7,916
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wmtire
My wife is the only one I've ever been with.
The rest were all 7's or higher.
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Mmmmm. That ain't nice...
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2017 Puma 297RLSS
2005 Ram 2500 4X4 diesel SMOKER!!
I love puns, irony and tasteless jokes...
born in Texas.... live in Arkansas
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05-27-2017, 12:11 PM
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#1499
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Site Team
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Iwannacamp
Mmmmm. That ain't nice...
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Neither is my ex.
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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05-27-2017, 03:26 PM
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#1500
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2014
Posts: 7,363
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I had to read that "one" a few times. Took a bit for it to get thru the clutter
Russell
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