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Old 11-25-2015, 09:11 PM   #741
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You know it's a bad day when your blind date is your ex-wife.
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Old 11-26-2015, 08:31 AM   #742
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You know it's a bad day when your blind date is your ex-wife.
Ok, that one made me laugh hard.
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Old 11-26-2015, 09:38 PM   #743
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You know it's a bad day when your blind date is your ex-wife.
Hehe, I heard some stories that were actually true. In one story this guy dated an older lady which they met online dating service. Later on he found out she is his mother

She had given him up for adoption when she had him at a very young age.
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Old 11-26-2015, 09:49 PM   #744
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Hehe, I heard some stories that were actually true. In one story this guy dated an older lady which they met online dating service. Later on he found out she is his mother

She had given him up for adoption when she had him at a very young age.
Sort of reminds me of the Jimmy Buffett song " do you like pina coladas?"
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Old 11-26-2015, 10:17 PM   #745
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Sort of reminds me of the Jimmy Buffett song " do you like pina coladas?"
Wasted away again in Margaritaville,
Searchin' for my lost shaker of salt.
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame,
But I know it's nobody's fault.


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Old 11-26-2015, 10:26 PM   #746
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Wasted away again in Margaritaville,
Searchin' for my lost shaker of salt.
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame,
But I know it's nobody's fault.


That's not it.

"I was tired of my lady-
We been together too long-
Like a worn out recording of a favorite song"

It goes on to tell how he placed a blind ad in the paper and unknown to him, his wife answered.
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That's not it.

"I was tired of my lady-
We been together too long-
Like a worn out recording of a favorite song"

It goes on to tell how he placed a blind ad in the paper and unknown to him, his wife answered.
Snap!

I forgot that one!!!!!

Got caught in the rain....
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Snap!

I forgot that one!!!!!

Got caught in the rain....
That's it.
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My grandpa always tells us grandkids that he had a horrible time during the second world war.

He broke his leg and had to stay home with my grandma.
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