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Old 11-27-2015, 09:40 AM   #751
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It's funny how when a woman says to be at her place in 10 minutes,

it pretty much means she hasn't even got in the shower yet.
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Old 11-27-2015, 09:43 AM   #752
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Fortunately for me I'm only 5 feet tall which actually benefits me in relationships. Not because they think I'm cute and cuddly,

I'm too small to ride any woman's emotional roller coaster.
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Old 11-27-2015, 09:54 AM   #753
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My ex-wife has obsessive repulsive disorder... she can't stop doing things I hate.
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Old 11-27-2015, 09:57 AM   #754
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My ex wife will make some lucky man very unhappy one day.
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Old 11-27-2015, 09:59 AM   #755
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I can't get the picture of my ex girlfriend out of my head.


I also can't believe how strong my wife is when it comes to throwing pictures.
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Old 11-27-2015, 10:07 AM   #756
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My ex must be getting desperate.

She keeps answering all of my calls.
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Old 11-27-2015, 10:11 AM   #757
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An ex-wife is like an inflamed appendix, they cause a lot of pain and suffering, but after it's removed you find you didn't need it anyway!
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Old 11-27-2015, 10:13 AM   #758
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i was in lowes and one of the items i was buying was a broom. the cashier cheerfully said "gonna do some cleaning before it gets too cold"? i said no, my ex-wife needs a new vehicle....
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Old 11-27-2015, 10:35 AM   #759
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In a bid to get back with my ex-girlfriend, I said: "I'm not that man I used to be."

She replied: "What, that arrogant, self-loving jerk?"

"Yeah. I'm better than him."
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Old 11-27-2015, 10:40 AM   #760
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When my wife and I got married 26 years ago we agreed that I would make the big decisions and she would make the small ones.

So far there have been no big decisions.
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