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Old 06-18-2015, 08:13 PM   #71
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Old 06-18-2015, 08:37 PM   #72
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went to my doctor, told him Im 'about my wife's hearing. told him I thinks shes's going deaf. he said what makes you think that? Well the other day I asked her what we were having for dinner. I had to ask her four times before she said "I told you four times we"re having chicken!!!!!"
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Old 06-19-2015, 08:58 PM   #74
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Valentine's Day - One more opportunity to show YOU JUST DON'T MEASURE UP!
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Old 06-19-2015, 09:11 PM   #75
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Yeah - it's good,but I still think this guy has a problem relating to women.
Yah Think????
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Old 06-19-2015, 09:31 PM   #76
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Just has a problem being related to them by marriage.
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Old 06-19-2015, 09:52 PM   #77
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Yah Think????
Yah know that flattering me is only encouraging it more.

Here you go:

My wife said I need to grow up. I was speechless.

It's hard to say anything when you have 45 gummy bears in your mouth.

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I wrote 'DIVORCE', my wife wrote 'YES'.

Tough way to find out, but at least I won our last game of Scrabble.

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My wife took me to the cleaners during our divorce.

"You're not sitting in court wearing a dirty suit," she said.
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Divorce rates and suicide rates always go up just after Christmas.

The suicides are mainly men whose wife won't agree to a divorce.

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I was stunned today when my wife said we should get divorced.

After 21 years of marriage the witch finally agrees with me on something.

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A wife is like a hand grenade.

Remove the ring, and your house is gone.

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The wife would've divorced me years ago if she had found a way of doing it that didn't make me happy.








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Q: Name the food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 75%.

A: Wedding cake.
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My friend Nick told me that his wife is trying to kill him.
I asked him how he knew that.
His reply was that every night she would say "do you want some arss Nick".
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What's the difference between a Louisiana divorce and a Texas Twister?

I don't know, either, but I do know: either way, SOMEBODY's going to lose a trailer!
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