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Originally Posted by CAT-RN
That early and he not even trashing his ex ??!!
Russell
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Russell, I take that comment as a request. So here you go:
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Scientists have discovered the reason all arguments start.
It's because a woman wants an argument.
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The right woman will make you want to be a better man.
This way she ensures she has more to take during the divorce.
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Studies show women only make 85 cents for every buck a man makes, but court documents show women get 85 cents for every buck a man has.
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After my wife died of a heart attack I didn't want to settle down again straight away. I wanted to have some fun first. So I went online to find a younger woman with no commitments.
Needless to say, my in laws weren't impressed. They thought I should have called an ambulance first.
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"WOW, your ex-wife sure is nice", said no one ever
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The most expensive thing about divorce is paying child support so your ex-wife can pay her bar tab
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All I'm saying is I've never seen my ex and Satan in the same room at the same time
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and my favorite, which I've said before--- I call my ex wife Karma, because, well you know.