I walked up to the bar and said, "Shot if whiskey please, Dave and get yourself one."
He said, "You're in a good mood, what's happened?"
I said, "My wife's finally left me."
He said, "So what are you going to do with yourself now that you're living the single life?"
I said, "I don't know... probably meet someone and get married."
2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
I've just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.... I will keep you posted.