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08-29-2017, 06:47 AM
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Location: Northeast Louisiana
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I have learned that if you upset your wife, she nags you, but if you upset her even more, you get the silent treatment.
Does anyone else think it's worth the extra effort?
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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08-30-2017, 09:14 AM
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#1622
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2016
Posts: 5,033
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wmtire
I have learned that if you upset your wife, she nags you, but if you upset her even more, you get the silent treatment.
Does anyone else think it's worth the extra effort?
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Even my DW laughed at this one!
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I am starting to think, that I will never be old enough--------to know better.
Tolerance will reach such a level that intelligent people will be banned from thinking so as not to offend the imbeciles. Fyodor Mikhailovich Dostoevsky, Russian Novelist
S.E. Mich. Flagstaff 26FKWS / 2022 F-150 3.5 EcoBoost SCrew Propride
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08-30-2017, 02:55 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 2013
Posts: 7,916
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wmtire
I always find it hard to remember names, and it's really embarrassing to have to ask people again, so I came up with an ingenious plan: ask them how they spell their name!
Now Fred thinks I'm an idiot.
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I do the same thing....except I ask about the last name.
At work if I don't recognize the voice and sending email correspondence ....I will say how does your email start?
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2005 Ram 2500 4X4 diesel SMOKER!!
I love puns, irony and tasteless jokes...
born in Texas.... live in Arkansas
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08-30-2017, 03:15 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2016
Location: Southern IN
Posts: 1,013
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Darlin' wife thought she would "spice up" our romantic life. So one day I come home from work and there she was stark naked and wrapped in Saran-Wrap! I took one look and said "What leftovers again"???
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2017 Coachmen Apex 269RBKS with Summit Pkg.
2014 Ford Expedition with factory installed HD tow pkg.
Blue Ox SwayPro WDH
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08-30-2017, 03:22 PM
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#1625
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Site Team
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Southwest Alabama
Posts: 9,850
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And that's how the fight started!!
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Salem 29RKSS Pushing a GMC Sierra 2500HD!
Gotta go campin!
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08-30-2017, 08:34 PM
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#1626
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Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 2017
Posts: 169
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Studies have shown that women who are overweight live longer than their husbands who mention it.
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08-31-2017, 06:07 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2012
Posts: 5,401
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My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be*
A Millionaire while we were in bed.
I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have sex?'
'No,' she answered.
I then said,'Is that your final answer?'
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, 'Yes..'
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
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08-31-2017, 03:14 PM
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#1628
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Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 2015
Location: CT
Posts: 365
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bama Rambler
And that's how the fight started!!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by dblr
My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be*
A Millionaire while we were in bed.
I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have sex?'
'No,' she answered.
I then said,'Is that your final answer?'
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, 'Yes..'
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
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Sorry Bama Rambler but I think THIS ^^^ might be how the fight started.
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2015 Sabre 36QBOK-7
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09-01-2017, 09:25 AM
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#1629
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Site Team
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
Posts: 33,695
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We are putting on a surprise 50th birthday party for the wife tonight.
She's only 36.
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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09-01-2017, 09:53 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 2013
Posts: 7,916
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Engagement: The time a girl takes until she finds out if she can do any better.
The probability of a young man meeting a desirable and receptive young female increases by pyramidal progression when he is already in the company of: 1. a date, 2.his wife, 3. a better looking and richer male friend.
Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee.
A man leaves a woman for another woman, but a woman leaves a man for herself.
In the race for love, I was scratched.
I once went on a date with a girl where we went hiking… and she gets bit by a snake in between her toes, and I had to suck out the poison… so she’s dead.
I'm single now, and it's really weird for me to be dating again because, for the last three years, I've just been cheating.
I think it’s interesting that ‘cologne’ rhymes with ‘alone.’
I deserve someone who likes me for who I am pretending to be.
Adam was the luckiest man: he had no mother-in-law.
I like being married for two reasons: 1) I got really tired of dating, and 2) I got really tired of exercising.
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2017 Puma 297RLSS
2005 Ram 2500 4X4 diesel SMOKER!!
I love puns, irony and tasteless jokes...
born in Texas.... live in Arkansas
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09-01-2017, 11:01 AM
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Mod free 5er
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Concord, NC
Posts: 24,702
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Iwannacamp
In the race for love, I was scratched.
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You really mean DNQ. Did not qualify. LOL
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09-01-2017, 11:50 AM
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King of the Road
Join Date: Apr 2016
Posts: 556
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Famous People.....
Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in.
Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers.
My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.
Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand
Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight
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Single slide
2013 Ram 2500 Crew Cab Tow Vehicle
2016 days camped = 91, 2017 days camped = 109
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09-01-2017, 05:46 PM
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#1633
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Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2017
Location: Spartanburg, SC
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09-04-2017, 03:53 AM
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#1634
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Site Team
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
Posts: 33,695
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Taking your kids to a restaurant.
A brilliant reminder why you stopped taking your kids to restaurants.
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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09-05-2017, 04:12 PM
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#1635
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Site Team
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
Posts: 33,695
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I lost a very good friend and drinking partner last week.
He got his finger caught in a wedding ring.
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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09-06-2017, 02:49 PM
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#1636
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King of the Road
Join Date: Apr 2016
Posts: 556
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My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are.
But I laugh more
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2016 Crusader Lite
Single slide
2013 Ram 2500 Crew Cab Tow Vehicle
2016 days camped = 91, 2017 days camped = 109
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09-06-2017, 02:51 PM
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King of the Road
Join Date: Apr 2016
Posts: 556
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What my girlfriend thought about our 1st 4 dates
1. Nice shirt.
2. Wow. A second nice shirt.
3. OK, first shirt again.
4. He has two shirts.
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2016 Crusader Lite
Single slide
2013 Ram 2500 Crew Cab Tow Vehicle
2016 days camped = 91, 2017 days camped = 109
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09-06-2017, 02:53 PM
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#1638
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King of the Road
Join Date: Apr 2016
Posts: 556
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I used to date a hoarder, and she broke up with me. That stings extra hard—I’m like the one thing she can get rid of
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2016 Crusader Lite
Single slide
2013 Ram 2500 Crew Cab Tow Vehicle
2016 days camped = 91, 2017 days camped = 109
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09-06-2017, 02:54 PM
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#1639
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King of the Road
Join Date: Apr 2016
Posts: 556
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I told my girlfriend that it looked like she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised
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2016 Crusader Lite
Single slide
2013 Ram 2500 Crew Cab Tow Vehicle
2016 days camped = 91, 2017 days camped = 109
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09-06-2017, 02:58 PM
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#1640
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King of the Road
Join Date: Apr 2016
Posts: 556
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My seatmate on a flight was a woman. Ever the charmer, I asked, “Does the airline charge you extra for sitting next to good-looking men?”
“Yes,” she said, “but I wasn’t willing to pay extra .”
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2013 Ram 2500 Crew Cab Tow Vehicle
2016 days camped = 91, 2017 days camped = 109
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