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10-16-2017, 11:59 AM
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Location: Northeast Louisiana
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I asked my girlfriend if she’d like a day of eating ice cream and hanging out with her girl friends.
She said, 'Ooh, yes.'
I said, 'Good, because I'm breaking up with you.'
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A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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10-16-2017, 12:06 PM
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#1662
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Site Team
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
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Parenting tip.
Find out which of your children are in the house by simply turning off the Wi-Fi.
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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10-17-2017, 06:58 AM
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#1663
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Site Team
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
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My girlfriend woke up with a huge smile on her face this morning.
I love felt tip pens.
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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10-17-2017, 08:47 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2014
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Just a quick read on that one and I thought “wow moderator be giving him a strike”. Lol. But second read make me think it is Halloween I guess !!
Russell
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10-18-2017, 11:25 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2016
Posts: 5,061
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wmtire
My girlfriend woke up with a huge smile on her face this morning.
I love felt tip pens.
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So, how long were you in jail for this one??? 
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I am starting to think, that I will never be old enough--------to know better.
Tolerance will reach such a level that intelligent people will be banned from thinking so as not to offend the imbeciles. Fyodor Mikhailovich Dostoevsky, Russian Novelist
S.E. Mich. Flagstaff 26FKWS / 2022 F-150 3.5 EcoBoost SCrew Propride
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10-19-2017, 08:07 AM
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#1666
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Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
Posts: 33,962
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Childproof your house all you want,
They still get in
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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10-19-2017, 08:09 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2014
Posts: 7,363
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More relationship humor
Remember one thing. When you created those kids you signed up to care for them for the rest of your life !
Russell
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10-19-2017, 09:07 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2017
Location: KS
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CAT-RN
Remember one thing. When you created those kids you signed up to care for them for the rest of your life !
Russell
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That's funny. I thought at some point they were supposed to take care of me...still waiting for that day and the odds are not getting any better.
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10-19-2017, 10:17 AM
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PhD, Common Sense
Join Date: Feb 2017
Location: Fairborn, OH
Posts: 1,384
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CAT-RN
Remember one thing. When you created those kids you signed up to care for them for the rest of your life !
Russell
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Nope. For 20+ years. Now they are on their own. I trained them well. What they do with that training is 100% on them.
I watch them make mistakes, and shake my head (in the full knowledge that I made mistakes too).
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10-19-2017, 01:29 PM
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Site Team
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
Posts: 33,962
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I went to a group therapy session today.
The woman who was running the group said, "On the count of three, everyone share a secret about themselves."
"One...."
"I can't count," I shouted.
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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10-19-2017, 04:05 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
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A young guy in the bar asked me what it's like to be married.
I said, "Amaze."
He asked, "You mean amazing?"
I replied, "No, I mean it's hard to get out of."
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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10-19-2017, 05:37 PM
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King of the Road
Join Date: Apr 2016
Posts: 556
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wmtire
A young guy in the bar asked me what it's like to be married.
I said, "Amaze."
He asked, "You mean amazing?"
I replied, "No, I mean it's hard to get out of."
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It's not hard, just expensive.
But then again, it's worth it.....
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2016 Crusader Lite
Single slide
2013 Ram 2500 Crew Cab Tow Vehicle
2016 days camped = 91, 2017 days camped = 109
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10-24-2017, 07:58 AM
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Site Team
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
Posts: 33,962
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I'm the sole provider for my family.
They can buy the rest of the shoes themselves for all that I care.
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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10-24-2017, 08:00 AM
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Site Team
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
Posts: 33,962
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What's the difference between prison and marriage ?
In prison you get to finish a sentence..........
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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10-25-2017, 05:40 PM
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Site Team
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
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I didn't see much of myself in my newborn daughter until I babysat her last night.
At feeding time I made up a bottle for her. She drank far too much, then burped, threw up and fell asleep.
Now I see the resemblance.
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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10-26-2017, 08:19 AM
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#1676
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Site Team
Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: top side land of Lincoln
Posts: 7,509
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Ms. Wonderful
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2014 LaCrosse 323RST-TE-C
2009 Chevy 2500HD Z71
Seasonal
Zelda the campin dog
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10-27-2017, 06:42 AM
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Site Team
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
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"My girlfriend thinks I'm cheating on her," I told my friend.
"Again?" he asked. "Which one is it this time?"
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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10-27-2017, 07:08 AM
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#1678
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Senior Member
Join Date: May 2017
Posts: 5,712
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"If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging."
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10-27-2017, 07:09 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: May 2017
Posts: 5,712
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wmtire
I didn't see much of myself in my newborn daughter until I babysat her last night.
At feeding time I made up a bottle for her. She drank far too much, then burped, threw up and fell asleep.
Now I see the resemblance.
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Got some glass cleaner so I can clean the coffee off my computer screen ?
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10-27-2017, 07:12 AM
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#1680
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Senior Member
Join Date: May 2017
Posts: 5,712
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"If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around."
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