After graduating from college, me & my girlfriend went on our first archaeological dig together.
I found a gold coin with Caesars image on it & excitedly went up to the project leader.
"I think it's probably 12th century" I blustered breathlessly.
"Oh, definitely 12th century" my girlfriend said, nodding eagerly.
The project leader took the coin, examined it, then turned to us & said sternly "Its clear you 2 haven't been dating too long"
"Why? Isn't it 12th century?" I asked, deflated.
"Who knows." He said, "Its just the fact that she's still agreeing with you"
2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
I've invented a new word. "Plagiarism"