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03-21-2018, 08:43 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2016
Location: About 30 miles west of Beantown.
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I hit pay dirt with my wife.
She cooks, cleans, earns more than I do and she thinks farts are funny.
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2021 Transcend Xplor 247BH
Husky WDH with Sway Control
2021 Chevy Silverado 2500HD LT 6.6L V8 Duramax
Forever in my memory. Forever in my heart.
Laurie J. Wood 3/22/67 - 8/23/19
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03-21-2018, 08:44 AM
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#1902
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Kanadian Kamper
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Southern Ontario
Posts: 8,171
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This forum is an awful lot like life....
If can’t take a joke, you shouldn’t have joined. 
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Ken and Terry
2018 Sunseeker 2430S-CD, nicely modified and carried by a 2017 Ford E450 Sport
Former Georgetown 330TS owner for 10 years with more mods than I can count, pushed by our 2017 GMC Terrain
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03-21-2018, 08:59 AM
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#1903
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2014
Posts: 7,363
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Quote:
Originally Posted by kenandterry
This forum is an awful lot like life....
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Now there some real truth there!!
Russell
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03-21-2018, 07:42 PM
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#1904
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Site Team
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
Posts: 33,935
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Quote:
Originally Posted by kenandterry
This forum is an awful lot like life....
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Lol
That might be a good saying to put on some RV bumper stickers.
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A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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03-21-2018, 07:45 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 2013
Posts: 7,916
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wmtire
Women will not date a guy who lives with his mother but they will date a guy who lives with his wife.  |
Not a truer statement said...
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2017 Puma 297RLSS
2005 Ram 2500 4X4 diesel SMOKER!!
I love puns, irony and tasteless jokes...
born in Texas.... live in Arkansas 
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03-21-2018, 07:48 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 2013
Posts: 7,916
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wmtire
divorces should just be reverse weddings where you get pushed out of a church while your friends steal appliances from your home.
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t o o f u n n y !!
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2017 Puma 297RLSS
2005 Ram 2500 4X4 diesel SMOKER!!
I love puns, irony and tasteless jokes...
born in Texas.... live in Arkansas
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03-21-2018, 07:48 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 2013
Posts: 7,916
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This is one of my favorite threads.
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2017 Puma 297RLSS
2005 Ram 2500 4X4 diesel SMOKER!!
I love puns, irony and tasteless jokes...
born in Texas.... live in Arkansas
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03-21-2018, 08:30 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2017
Location: Zephyrhills FL
Posts: 1,108
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Just a note:
If you are watching TV and a Shania Twain video comes on, if your wife says "I wish I had a body like that" the proper answer is not "So do I dear, so do I."
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(Previous) Coachmen Freedom Express 246RKS
(Current)2022 Grand Design Reflection150 226RK
2022 F150 Powerboost Hybrid.
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03-21-2018, 08:32 PM
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#1909
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Site Team
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
Posts: 33,935
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DougW
Just a note:
If you are watching TV and a Shania Twain video comes on, if your wife says "I wish I had a body like that" the proper answer is not "So do I dear, so do I."
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Great, now you tell me this.
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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03-22-2018, 02:07 PM
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Site Team
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
Posts: 33,935
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The wife was getting dressed up for a night out with her friends, walked into the kitchen and asked me to rate her.
"8 or 9 at least." I said.
"Out of 10?" she smiled... "Thanks, Babe, I'm flattered."
Didn't have the heart to tell her I meant beers.
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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03-23-2018, 08:20 AM
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Site Team
Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: top side land of Lincoln
Posts: 7,509
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wmtire
The wife was getting dressed up for a night out with her friends, walked into the kitchen and asked me to rate her.
"8 or 9 at least." I said.
"Out of 10?" she smiled... "Thanks, Babe, I'm flattered."
Didn't have the heart to tell her I meant beers.
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 Everything looks better with the LITE on
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2014 LaCrosse 323RST-TE-C
2009 Chevy 2500HD Z71
Seasonal
Zelda the campin dog
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03-23-2018, 09:46 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2017
Location: North of Seattle, WA
Posts: 17,338
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Early one Sunday morning Sam woke up, and told his wife he was going fishing. After getting ready he went out and hitched up his boat while it was just starting to rain. As he drove to the lake the storm unleashed it's fury. It was clear that it was too nasty to go fishing so he just turned around and went home.
Since he figured his wife had gone back to sleep he quietly came into the house, tippy-toed into the bedroom, undressed and slipped in bed beside his wife.
He reached over and gave her a kiss in the back of her neck saying," boy the weather outside is rotten."
Wife replied, "it sure is and that fool of a husband I have is out fishing in it". 
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"A wise man can change his mind. A fool never will." (Japanese Proverb)
"You only grow old when you run out of new things to do"
2018 Flagstaff Micro Lite 25BDS
2023 f-150 SCREW XLT 3.5 Ecoboost (The result of a $68,000 oil change  )
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03-23-2018, 09:58 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2017
Location: North of Seattle, WA
Posts: 17,338
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George decided to skip Sunday Mass and play golf since it was such a nice day.
Later that week George went to confession. He confessed that he's skipped mass last Sunday but worse, he had used profanity. The Priest hearing his confession asked him to explain the circumstance that caused him to swear.
At this point George explained:
" On one Par 5 I hit my tee shot just perfectly. Off the ball went on a straight line to the pin. A gust of wind caught it and carried it even farther, landing within only a few yards of the green. As I was walking to my ball, feeling great on how this hole would improve m score immensely I saw a Seagull pick up the ball and start to fly away. I shouted for all I was worth. Lo and behold, the Seagull dropped the ball on the green and it rolled to within 3 feet of the pin."
Suddenly the Priest on the other side of the screen shouted "Don't tell me you missed the %^#$&@ putt!!"
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"A wise man can change his mind. A fool never will." (Japanese Proverb)
"You only grow old when you run out of new things to do"
2018 Flagstaff Micro Lite 25BDS
2023 f-150 SCREW XLT 3.5 Ecoboost (The result of a $68,000 oil change )
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03-23-2018, 04:03 PM
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#1914
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Site Team
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
Posts: 33,935
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If I make you breakfast in bed a simple "thank you" is all I need, with none of this 'How did you get in my house' nonsense.
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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03-24-2018, 05:09 AM
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Site Team
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
Posts: 33,935
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As I was leaving for work this morning my neighbor asked, "How's it going? "
"Don't ask", I replied.
"That bad?" He said.
"No, I don't want to talk to you".
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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03-27-2018, 11:27 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 2015
Location: Canada
Posts: 604
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TruckingJohn
Not ALL marriages need the ROSE COLORED GLASSES that your relationships need. I agree 18 is too young but not because you can not have a good relationship at that age, just because you are too young to drink.
You are loosing the humor that had me watching this thread.
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Yip its turning into subtle bashing and insulting
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03-28-2018, 09:09 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Western Iowa
Posts: 703
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wmtire
If your significant other is mad at you, put a cape on them and say "Now, you're super mad!"
If they laugh, marry them.
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I sent this to my girlfriend of five or six years. Her response: I laughed just so you know.
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2018 Ford F250
2019 Arctic Wolf F295QSL8
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03-28-2018, 10:25 AM
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#1918
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Member
Join Date: Nov 2015
Posts: 43
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Toby
I sent this to my girlfriend of five or six years. Her response: I laughed just so you know.
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OOPS, now it is time to buy the RING.
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03-28-2018, 10:46 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2012
Posts: 10,907
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TruckingJohn
OOPS, now it is time to buy the RING.
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Ah, the 3 rings of matrimony:
The engagement ring
The wedding ring
The suffeRING.
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2012 Roo19 - hybrid (2012-2015)
2016 Mini Lite 2503S - tt (2015 - ???)
2011 Traverse LT, 3.6L, FWD
2009 Silverado 1500 Ext Cab, 5.3L, 4x4, 3.73
2016 Silverado 2500HD Dbl Cab, 6.0L 4x4, 4.10
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03-28-2018, 10:57 AM
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#1920
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Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 2013
Posts: 7,916
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My Momma always said..."you can get married when you can't get nothing else!"
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2017 Puma 297RLSS
2005 Ram 2500 4X4 diesel SMOKER!!
I love puns, irony and tasteless jokes...
born in Texas.... live in Arkansas
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