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03-28-2018, 02:22 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Iwannacamp
My Momma always said..."you can get married when you can't get nothing else!"
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Too bad this is not even true all the time. It seems it is all about the "Benjamins" (Bucks) these days.
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03-28-2018, 05:11 PM
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#1922
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TruckingJohn
Too bad this is not even true all the time. It seems it is all about the "Benjamins" (Bucks) these days.
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I ended up marrying a wealthy woman. She had all MY money. 
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03-28-2018, 05:48 PM
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#1923
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TitanMike
I ended up marrying a wealthy woman. She had all MY money. |
Wasn't that the case when YOU got DIVORCED? It seems if they are WEALTHY they only marry to get even more WEALTH in Divorce or Widow status. 
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03-28-2018, 06:06 PM
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#1924
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Originally Posted by TruckingJohn
Wasn't that the case when YOU got DIVORCED? It seems if they are WEALTHY they only marry to get even more WEALTH in Divorce or Widow status. |
I was lucky. My ex couldn't hang on to any money. When I met my wife of 30 years she let me know early on she was a saver and when we became engaged she took control of my money. If it wasn't for her I probably would haven't been able to retire early.
You are correct in one observation. Many women are looking for money when dating. I had a girlfriend long, long, ago, that made it clear she was looking for a husband that could support her in a style she could become accustomed to. I told her "good luck" and haven't seen her since.
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"You only grow old when you run out of new things to do"
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03-31-2018, 04:27 PM
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#1925
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Location: Montrose, Colorado
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04-03-2018, 04:29 PM
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#1926
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Linda and Jason
Married couple Linda and Jason was in a terrifying car accident where the Linda’s face was seriously burned. The doctor told Jason that they couldn’t graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So Jason offered to use some of his own skin.
However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was appropriate would have to come from his buttocks. Jason and Linda agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very sensitive situation.
Surgery was successfully completed, everyone was astounded at the Linda’s new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before. All Linda’s friends and parents just went on and on about her youthful beauty.
One day, Linda was alone with Jason, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice. She said, ‘My love, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. There is no way I could ever repay you.’
‘My darling,’ Jason replied, ”I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek.”
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04-04-2018, 07:13 AM
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#1927
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Location: Northeast Louisiana
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My ex just sent me a message calling me a worthless jerk that has no self respect and doesn't know how to act like a real man.
She's stepped in it now, wait until my mom hears about this.
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04-04-2018, 10:30 AM
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#1928
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wmtire
My ex just sent me a message calling me a worthless jerk that has no self respect and doesn't know how to act like a real man.
She's stepped in it now, wait until my mom hears about this.
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Yessiree the ex had you pegged "mommas boy all the way". 
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04-05-2018, 08:33 AM
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Location: Northeast Louisiana
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"I see you've woken up on the wrong side of the bed", said my wife.
"Shut up", I replied, "and get this mattress off me."
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04-05-2018, 11:44 PM
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#1930
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My son wanted to know what it's like to be married. I told him to leave me alone and when he did I asked him why he was ignoring me.
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04-05-2018, 11:45 PM
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#1931
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I tried to re-marry my ex-wife.
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But she figured out I was only after my money.
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04-05-2018, 11:47 PM
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#1932
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Mommy, why are all the cars beeping their horns?
Because there’s a wedding going on.
But isn’t the horn a warning signal, Mommy?
Exactly, son.
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04-05-2018, 11:55 PM
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#1933
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I was looking for that thing that peels potatoes, apples and carrots.
I’ve asked my kids if they had any idea. Apparently she left 2 days ago.
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04-05-2018, 11:57 PM
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#1934
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‘Darling, would you save me if I jumped into the water?'
‘Honey, if I say yes, will you jump?'
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04-07-2018, 09:29 AM
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#1935
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On Friday my work colleague said that I couldn't get any more annoying.
Challenge accepted. On Monday I will be wearing my tap shoes.
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04-07-2018, 09:30 AM
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#1936
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I never brag.
It’s just one of my many, many good qualities.
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04-07-2018, 09:36 AM
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#1937
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I live in constant fear that my kid will become a famous artist or painter and I will have thrown out about a trillion dollars of her work.
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04-07-2018, 10:14 AM
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#1938
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You'll never have a successful relationship with a woman if you can't tell the difference between a smile and a warning
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04-07-2018, 10:17 AM
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#1939
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Success is something that always comes faster to the man your wife almost married.
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04-07-2018, 10:21 AM
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#1940
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The dinner I was cooking for my family was going to be a surprise but the fire trucks ruined it.
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