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My girlfriend makes me want to be a better person.
So I can get a better girlfriend.
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A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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10-03-2015, 10:43 AM
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My wife asked, "Would you love me more if I was really smart or really beautiful?"
I replied, "Yes, I probably would."
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A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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10-05-2015, 05:48 PM
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Report suggests that washing dishes after a long day helps to relieve stress.
I can't wait to see how chilled out my wife will be after she's done the load I've left for her.
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10-05-2015, 05:54 PM
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My girlfriend just finished reading the fifth book in the "learning to count" trilogy.
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10-05-2015, 05:57 PM
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I cried myself to sleep every night for months until I found out that my ex had stuffed my pillow with onions.
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10-05-2015, 06:01 PM
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The other day I was reading my emails and there was one from my ex, it said;
" I thought that I could tolerate your ADD, but I'm afraid you're just not the right person for me. You can come over Wednesday to collect your things. I sincerely hope you will be OK."
And I thought to myself, doesn't OK look like a sideways person?
(bet your tilting your head now looking at it)
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10-05-2015, 06:06 PM
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My wife hollered in thru the rear door that our neighbor's dog pooped in our garden, so I told her to get a shovel and throw it over the fence.
After a few minutes, she walked in and said "I don't see what that solved, we've still got dog crap in our garden and the neighbors have our shovel."
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10-05-2015, 06:13 PM
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My wife says I'm too impulsive.
What does she know? She only met me yesterday.
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10-05-2015, 06:31 PM
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Martin Scorsese's film "The Wolf of Wall Street" broke a record by using the "F" word 506 times.
That actually beats a record set by my dad in 2003, trying to put an Ikea chair together.
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10-05-2015, 06:34 PM
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I hired a brass band to celebrate the birth of my child.
I enjoyed it, but I think my wife was a little miffed with the 15 hour drum roll.
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10-05-2015, 06:36 PM
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I was walking through the park with my dog, when a young woman came over and said, "That's a nice dog, does he bite?"
I replied, "No he doesn't."
She said, "Then how does he eat?
&*^$#
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10-05-2015, 06:39 PM
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"Seriously, you've never had a mobile phone?" asked this girl on our first date. "What if your parents died and someone needed to get hold of you?"
"Well that's hardly likely to happen, they died 6 years ago!" I snapped.
"Oh I'm so sorry, you still sound really hurt?" she replied.
"Of course I am, I only heard about it 2 days ago."
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10-05-2015, 06:41 PM
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"I'm not racist," I said to my girlfriend, "but I prefer my sandwiches cut diagonally."
"...but that's not racist," she said.
"Exactly," I replied. "I said I wasn't racist."
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10-05-2015, 06:47 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wmtire
Martin Scorsese's film "The Wolf of Wall Street" broke a record by using the "F" word 506 times.
That actually beats a record set by my dad in 2003, trying to put an Ikea chair together.
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These are all funny. I really like this one. Makes me homesick.
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I love puns, irony and tasteless jokes...
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10-05-2015, 09:28 PM
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I'm out.
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Nights camped 2016 = 25
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10-05-2015, 10:14 PM
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One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince my wife that even a bargain costs money.
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10-05-2015, 10:32 PM
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I joined a troupe of male strippers, but my mom warned me "If you work in THAT business, you'll see things you wish you'd never seen!"
She was right - the first time we performed, I saw her in the front row of the audience.
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10-05-2015, 10:33 PM
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I approached a girl in a nightclub.
Me: Has anyone ever told you you look like Angelina Jolie?
Her: No.
Me: It's because you don't.
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10-05-2015, 10:36 PM
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I'd like to think I'm good in an argument. Like, for example, I was arguing with my wife the other day and she said, "If you look up stupid in the dictionary, it has a picture of your face."
I said, "I'm not the one who had to look up stupid in the dictionary. Also, my dictionary doesn't have pictures."
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10-05-2015, 10:50 PM
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My buddy called me today and said, "I've just had a huge fight with the wife. Have you got a spare bed for a few weeks until I find an apartment?"
"I'm afraid not," I replied, "but I've got a sofa, if that's any good."
"Perfect," he said. "You're an absolute pal! I'll send her over in a bit."
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