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11-25-2015, 09:11 PM
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You know it's a bad day when your blind date is your ex-wife.
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11-26-2015, 08:31 AM
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#742
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Platokidd
You know it's a bad day when your blind date is your ex-wife.
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Ok, that one made me laugh hard.
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11-26-2015, 09:38 PM
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Location: Forest Grove, Oregon
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Platokidd
You know it's a bad day when your blind date is your ex-wife.
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Hehe, I heard some stories that were actually true. In one story this guy dated an older lady which they met online dating service. Later on he found out she is his mother 
She had given him up for adoption when she had him at a very young age.
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11-26-2015, 09:49 PM
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#744
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Night Stone
Hehe, I heard some stories that were actually true. In one story this guy dated an older lady which they met online dating service. Later on he found out she is his mother
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Sort of reminds me of the Jimmy Buffett song " do you like pina coladas?"
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11-26-2015, 10:17 PM
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Location: Idaho
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Quote:
Originally Posted by B47
Sort of reminds me of the Jimmy Buffett song " do you like pina coladas?"
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Wasted away again in Margaritaville,
Searchin' for my lost shaker of salt.
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame,
But I know it's nobody's fault.
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11-26-2015, 10:26 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ford Idaho
Wasted away again in Margaritaville,
Searchin' for my lost shaker of salt.
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame,
But I know it's nobody's fault.
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That's not it.
"I was tired of my lady-
We been together too long-
Like a worn out recording of a favorite song"
It goes on to tell how he placed a blind ad in the paper and unknown to him, his wife answered.
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11-26-2015, 10:53 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by B47
That's not it.
"I was tired of my lady-
We been together too long-
Like a worn out recording of a favorite song"
It goes on to tell how he placed a blind ad in the paper and unknown to him, his wife answered.
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Snap!
I forgot that one!!!!!
Got caught in the rain....
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11-26-2015, 10:59 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ford Idaho
Snap!
I forgot that one!!!!!
Got caught in the rain....
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That's it. 
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11-27-2015, 07:29 AM
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Location: NE Florida
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Quote:
Originally Posted by B47
Sort of reminds me of the Jimmy Buffett song " do you like pina coladas?"
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11-27-2015, 09:38 AM
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#750
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My grandpa always tells us grandkids that he had a horrible time during the second world war.
He broke his leg and had to stay home with my grandma.
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11-27-2015, 09:40 AM
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#751
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It's funny how when a woman says to be at her place in 10 minutes,
it pretty much means she hasn't even got in the shower yet.
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11-27-2015, 09:43 AM
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#752
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Fortunately for me I'm only 5 feet tall which actually benefits me in relationships. Not because they think I'm cute and cuddly,
I'm too small to ride any woman's emotional roller coaster.
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11-27-2015, 09:54 AM
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#753
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My ex-wife has obsessive repulsive disorder... she can't stop doing things I hate.
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11-27-2015, 09:57 AM
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My ex wife will make some lucky man very unhappy one day.
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11-27-2015, 09:59 AM
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I can't get the picture of my ex girlfriend out of my head.
I also can't believe how strong my wife is when it comes to throwing pictures.
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11-27-2015, 10:07 AM
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#756
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My ex must be getting desperate.
She keeps answering all of my calls.
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11-27-2015, 10:11 AM
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#757
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An ex-wife is like an inflamed appendix, they cause a lot of pain and suffering, but after it's removed you find you didn't need it anyway!
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11-27-2015, 10:13 AM
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#758
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i was in lowes and one of the items i was buying was a broom. the cashier cheerfully said "gonna do some cleaning before it gets too cold"? i said no, my ex-wife needs a new vehicle....
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11-27-2015, 10:35 AM
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#759
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In a bid to get back with my ex-girlfriend, I said: "I'm not that man I used to be."
She replied: "What, that arrogant, self-loving jerk?"
"Yeah. I'm better than him."
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11-27-2015, 10:40 AM
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#760
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When my wife and I got married 26 years ago we agreed that I would make the big decisions and she would make the small ones.
So far there have been no big decisions.
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