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If you are looking for the punch line..... He was a stalker.
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10-14-2016, 12:45 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Iwannacamp
If you are looking for the punch line..... He was a stalker.
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LOL, yep he drove her home, but she never told him where she lived.
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10-14-2016, 12:53 PM
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Naa...he had done his research because he was already interested in dating her.
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10-14-2016, 01:28 PM
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Originally Posted by alsdas88
Naa...he had done his research because he was already interested in dating her.
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Wait a minute, I told that joke in the first person.......... so yeah, that's what I did, my homework. 
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10-14-2016, 02:01 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by alsdas88
Naa...he had done his research because he was already interested in dating her.
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LOL as good as the joke
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I love puns, irony and tasteless jokes...
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10-14-2016, 08:34 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Iwannacamp
If you are looking for the punch line..... He was a stalker.
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Not necessarily. He might have been the boss, or maybe ran HR, or any other number of reasons he might have had for selectively going through the employee records, committing this particular employee's home address to memory and then determining the most efficient route to her house by taking several practice drives by there. And while there, what good boss/manager/whatever wouldn't be looking out for their employees by slowly driving by and scanning the outside to make sure it's still safe?
At least, that's the story I plan on sticking with.  
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10-14-2016, 09:44 PM
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Some folks know how to ruin a good stalker joke.
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10-14-2016, 10:34 PM
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Yeah....
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10-15-2016, 08:12 AM
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I'll never forget what my dad said to me the first time I got sent to prison.
'Hello son.'
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10-18-2016, 02:24 AM
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When I was younger, I was scared of the dark
Now I see my electric bills and am scared of the lights
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10-18-2016, 07:44 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wmtire
When I was younger, I was scared of the dark
Now I see my electric bills and am scared of the lights
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"Honey... don't think of the electricity being turned off... think of how 'Romantic' it is to eat by candle light..."
"Yes Dear, it is nice to eat in such a low light.... go ahead and eat your steak. And don't worry about the horse dying in the barn yard last week.... I took care of him..."
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10-19-2016, 05:19 AM
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I was out drinking with my buddies at a party last night, when I suddenly looked at my phone and noticed 18 missed calls from my wife.
Is she insecure or what?
That's an average of 6 calls a day.
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10-19-2016, 10:29 PM
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What's the best thing my wife makes for dinner?
Reservations
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10-20-2016, 07:46 AM
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My friends called me stingy so I decided to buy them a beer.
Turns out they wanted one each.
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10-21-2016, 05:19 AM
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I had to explain to my wife that I have a condition that prevents me from going on a diet......
....... I get hungry
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10-25-2016, 12:28 PM
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I happened to be in the neighborhood and went by the house I grew up in. I knocked on the door and asked if I could come inside to look around, but the owners said "No" and shut the door in my face.
My parents can be so rude.
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10-26-2016, 01:49 AM
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"You haven't listened to a word I've said, have you?" Always seems like a strange way for my wife to start a conversation with me.
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10-28-2016, 03:50 AM
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This morning, I put my shoes on the wrong feet.
I just wish I could remember whose feet they were.
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10-29-2016, 09:54 AM
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A woman asking people questions for her company's marketing survey walked up to a man shopping at the mall and asked if he would be willing to participate.
He said, “Sure”.
She asked him to name at least one expensive item that he wished he had never bought.
The man answered, “My wedding ring.”
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11-01-2016, 10:12 AM
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I thought I'd seen the last of the irritating trick or treater's after I poured a bucket of sewage over the last lot from my upstairs window, but no, two older kids just now knocked on the door and got the same treatment.
I'd love to see them explain the smell when they try to take those police costumes back to the fancy dress store.
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