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05-27-2017, 09:36 PM
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#1501
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: Chardon, Ohio
Posts: 513
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I WEAR THE PANTS IN THE FAMILY....My wife controls the zipper !
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Bill, Maura & Rosie the rescued Boston Terrier
2016 Winnebago Adventurer 38Q-26K Chassis...traded in 2015 Wildcat 282RKX
Towing 4 down 2014 CR-V EX-L w/Nav & Blue Ox & Ready Brute Elite or 2018 Colorado Crew Cab 4x4 V6 longbed
NRA Endowment Life Member, FMCA #455593, WIT #170814 & Mid-Ohio Winnies
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05-28-2017, 11:19 AM
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#1502
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2014
Posts: 7,363
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More relationship humor
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cover Dog
I WEAR THE PANTS IN THE FAMILY....My wife controls the zipper !
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X-2. No explanation necessary!! Only that I wish she hadn't forgot it is a two way zipper !!
Russell
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05-28-2017, 11:41 AM
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#1503
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2012
Posts: 10,907
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Cover Dog
I WEAR THE PANTS IN THE FAMILY....My wife controls the zipper !
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But not very much!!
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1988 Coleman Sequoia - popup (1987-2009) - outlasted 3 Dodge Grand Caravans!
2012 Roo19 - hybrid (2012-2015)
2016 Mini Lite 2503S - tt (2015 - ???)
2011 Traverse LT, 3.6L, FWD
2009 Silverado 1500 Ext Cab, 5.3L, 4x4, 3.73
2016 Silverado 2500HD Dbl Cab, 6.0L 4x4, 4.10
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05-28-2017, 08:32 PM
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#1504
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DW's 401(k) Plan
Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: Western MD
Posts: 2,372
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wmtire
Neither is my ex.
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Oh, you have one like that, too?😁
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"Sunny" the 2017 Sunseeker 3010DS
2006 Jeep Liberty Toad
.... and lovin' life........MOST of the time.
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05-30-2017, 11:19 AM
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#1505
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Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2017
Posts: 645
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Cover Dog
I WEAR THE PANTS IN THE FAMILY....My wife controls the zipper !
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Are you within the load rating on that zipper? Post up your sticker.
I hope she makes sure everything is secured before operation (up). uch:
This probably calls for a checklist.
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-- My wife complains I never listen to her. Or something like that.
2017 Heritage Glen 368RLHBK Limited
2017 Ram 3500 4x4 Crew, 6.7 Cummins
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05-31-2017, 06:54 AM
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King of the Road
Join Date: Apr 2016
Posts: 556
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Coming home after a few with the boys, my wife began yelling "You promised me you weren't going to drink anymore!"
I responded, "True, but I didn't promise I was going to drink any less..."
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2016 Crusader Lite
Single slide
2013 Ram 2500 Crew Cab Tow Vehicle
2016 days camped = 91, 2017 days camped = 109
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05-31-2017, 09:16 AM
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#1507
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2012
Posts: 10,907
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DW: Do these pants make my butt look fat?
DH: No, your fat makes your butt look fat.
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1988 Coleman Sequoia - popup (1987-2009) - outlasted 3 Dodge Grand Caravans!
2012 Roo19 - hybrid (2012-2015)
2016 Mini Lite 2503S - tt (2015 - ???)
2011 Traverse LT, 3.6L, FWD
2009 Silverado 1500 Ext Cab, 5.3L, 4x4, 3.73
2016 Silverado 2500HD Dbl Cab, 6.0L 4x4, 4.10
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05-31-2017, 09:38 AM
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#1508
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2014
Posts: 7,363
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Quote:
Originally Posted by rockfordroo
DW: Do these pants make my butt look fat?
DH: No, your fat makes your butt look fat.
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Have you personally talked to a DH that said that??
Probably not as he didn't live long enough to tell the story !!
Russell
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05-31-2017, 09:49 AM
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#1509
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Site Team
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
Posts: 33,917
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"I'm fat because it runs in my family!" I said to my wife after she mocked my weight.
"No," she corrected, "You're fat because no one in your family runs!"
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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05-31-2017, 10:33 AM
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#1510
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2014
Posts: 7,363
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More relationship humor
That would be your ex-wife right? Lol
Russell
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05-31-2017, 10:35 AM
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#1511
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Site Team
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
Posts: 33,917
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CAT-RN
That would be you ex-wife right? Lol
Russell
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Correct.
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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05-31-2017, 11:43 AM
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#1512
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Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2017
Posts: 645
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wmtire
"I'm fat because it runs in my family!" I said to my wife after she mocked my weight.
"No," she corrected, "You're fat because no one in your family runs!"
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I tried exercising one time. Got all hot and sweaty. It was a totally unpleasant experience.
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-- My wife complains I never listen to her. Or something like that.
2017 Heritage Glen 368RLHBK Limited
2017 Ram 3500 4x4 Crew, 6.7 Cummins
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05-31-2017, 12:05 PM
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#1513
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Site Team
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
Posts: 33,917
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I just asked my 7 year old son 150 questions while he played a video game.
It was payback for the last movie we watched together.
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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06-01-2017, 07:27 PM
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#1514
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Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 2013
Posts: 7,916
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wmtire
I just asked my 7 year old son 150 questions while he played a video game.
It was payback for the last movie we watched together.
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Funny? yes Accurate? yes Nice? no
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2017 Puma 297RLSS
2005 Ram 2500 4X4 diesel SMOKER!!
I love puns, irony and tasteless jokes...
born in Texas.... live in Arkansas
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06-01-2017, 07:29 PM
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#1515
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2014
Posts: 7,363
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O. Lots of NO nice on this thread. Lol
Russell
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06-01-2017, 07:32 PM
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#1516
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Site Team
Join Date: Mar 2014
Location: Grayson County, Texas
Posts: 21,558
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CAT-RN
O. Lots of NOT nice on this thread. Lol
Russell
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That's what I was gonna say (type).
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2015 FR Wildcat 295RSX / GMC Sierra
Nights Camped: '13 = 49/'14 = 74/'15 = 74/'16 = 85/'17 = 110/'18 = 111/'19 = 86/'20 =108/'21 = 115/'22 = 135/'23 = 78; Booked for 2024 = 69
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06-02-2017, 08:49 AM
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#1517
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Site Team
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
Posts: 33,917
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My son got an F on his geography exam today.
I sent him to his room but he ended up in the fridge.
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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06-05-2017, 01:32 PM
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#1518
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Site Team
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
Posts: 33,917
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"You treat me like a dog," I said to my wife, "I want to sit down and talk about it."
"Ok," she replied, "but not on the sofa."
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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06-10-2017, 02:17 AM
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#1519
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Site Team
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
Posts: 33,917
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I don't get why my wife brags about multitasking.
There's nothing cool about doing three things wrong at once.
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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06-12-2017, 12:33 PM
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#1520
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Site Team
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
Posts: 33,917
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My wife asked me "Where you off to?"
"Jeopardy" I replied.
"Where is that?" she asked
"I'm not too sure but I just heard on the news that there's hundreds of jobs there"
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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