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Old 04-01-2015, 06:36 AM   #1
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Could be used in a lot of scenarios ......Bama just happened to be picked

... A good old Alabama boy won a bass boat in a raffle drawing.
He brought it home and his wife looks at him and says,
"What you gonna do with that?! There ai...n't no water deep enough to float a boat within 100 miles of here."

He says, "I won it and I'm a-gonna keep it."

His brother came over to visit several days later. He sees
the wife and asks where his brother is.
She says, "He's out there in his bass boat", pointing to the field behind the house.
The brother heads out behind the house and sees his brother in the middle of a big field sitting in a bass boat with a fishing rod in his hand .

He yells out to him, "What are you doin'?"

His brother replies, "I'm fishin'. What does it look like I'm a doin'?"

His brother yells, "It's people like you that give people from Alabama a bad name, makin' everybody think we're stupid.

If I could swim, I'd come out there and whip your butt!"
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Old 04-01-2015, 06:40 AM   #2
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Old 04-01-2015, 06:44 AM   #3
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And I always heard it was a Texan that won the boat.
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Old 04-01-2015, 06:45 AM   #4
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And I always heard it was a Texan that won the boat.
It was OC, just was my way of covering myself
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Old 04-01-2015, 06:52 AM   #5
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I'm pretty sure I've seen that field near the campus in Tuscaloosa.
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Old 04-01-2015, 06:59 AM   #6
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That's not as bad as those 4 'Bama boys that died not too long ago. Cruising down the road in a little open bed pickup at over 80 mph. Two were up front and two were riding in the back... evidently they didn't quite make a sharp corner and ended up in the lake. The two up front died on impact and the two in back drowned. Evidently, they were found still trying to get the tailgate open.
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That's not as bad as those 4 'Bama boys that died not too long ago. Cruising down the road in a little open bed pickup at over 80 mph. Two were up front and two were riding in the back... evidently they didn't quite make a sharp corner and ended up in the lake. The two up front died on impact and the two in back drowned. Evidently, they were found still trying to get the tailgate open.
Ba dum pum!
I had heard the tailgate was locked, oh well.....depends on the news reporter I guess

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Old 04-01-2015, 07:22 AM   #8
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And I always heard it was a Texan that won the boat.

No Texan won the boat. We hadn't even heard there was a drawin'!


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Yea but did you hear about the city slickers trapped on an escalator

https://www.youtube.com/watch?featur...&v=uVN-7h4YiAs
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