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Old 12-07-2014, 12:05 PM   #1
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mother-in-law joke

A constantly nagged and harried son-in-law decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a birth day present. The next birth day came but this year he didn’t buy her a gift. The mother-in-law was upset and asked the son-in-law why was he had forgotten this time. The angry son-in-law responded, “Well, you still haven’t used the gift I bought you last year!”

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Office executive – Sir, can I have a day off next week to visit my mother-in-law? Boss – Certainly not! Office executive – Thank you so much sir! I knew you would be understanding.
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Old 12-07-2014, 12:47 PM   #2
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I've posted this following one before, but still love it.

When we were in marriage counseling, my wife told the therapist that I never did like her family.

I replied, "How can you say that? I've always liked your mother-in-law a lot more than I did mine."
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Old 12-07-2014, 01:10 PM   #3
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I've posted this following one before, but still love it.

When we were in marriage counseling, my wife told the therapist that I never did like her family.

I replied, "How can you say that? I've always liked your mother-in-law a lot more than I did mine."
Gotta think about that for a second,but when it sinks in
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Old 12-07-2014, 01:22 PM   #4
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I think, his wife's mother in law is his mother!! Riddles!!
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Old 12-07-2014, 01:26 PM   #5
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I think, his wife's mother in law is his mother!! Riddles!!
Got it - just took a sec.
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Old 12-07-2014, 01:30 PM   #6
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A man, his wife and his mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land. While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away.

The undertaker told them, 'You can have her shipped home for £5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for only £150.'
The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, 'Why would you spend £5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be so wonderful to have her buried here and spend only £150?'

The man replied, 'a man died here 2,000 years ago, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance.'
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