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Old 12-27-2013, 02:45 PM   #1
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My favorite Put-Downs

Put some variety in your life...find something new to hate.

I like your approach...now let's see your departure.

He's really a beautiful person on the inside....too bad he was born on the outside.

You must be a magician....you can turn anything into an argument.

Use your head....it's the little things that count.

She reminds me of a one-story house....nothing upstairs.

Would you mind closing the door....from the outside.

You've given me something to live for....revenge.

I guess it could be worse....you could be twins.

I've enjoyed talking to you....my mind needed the rest.

You have a striking personality....how long has it been on strike.

I've heard so much about you...what is your side of the story.

At least you're original....you make a new mistake everyday.

The only thing you took up in school was....space.

You're so full of bull.....the cows probably follow you home at night.

If you went to a mind reader....you'd only be charged 1/2 price.


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Old 12-27-2013, 03:43 PM   #2
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Sorry. Reversed... Here is your hat...
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Old 12-27-2013, 06:24 PM   #4
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I can't read your mind....I don't like short stories
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Old 12-27-2013, 06:29 PM   #5
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Before I tell you mine you all MUST clear your mind....












Wow, that was quick!
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Old 12-27-2013, 06:32 PM   #6
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Old 12-27-2013, 06:34 PM   #7
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You look like a million bucks...wrinkled and green.
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I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
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Winston Churchill was a master of the art of the put down.

Once he was seated next to Lady Aster (a political enemy) at a dinner party. The conversation went:
"Winston, if you were my husband, i would put poison in your tea."
"Nancy, if you were my wife, I'd drink it."

Another political enemy was George Bernard Shaw At a chance meeting:
"Winston, I'm sending you two tickets for the opening night of my new play. Bring a friend, if you have one."
"I'm sorry George, I'm busy that night, but I'd love to see it on the second night, if there is one."

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