Daughter: "Daddy, I am coming home to get married. Take out your
checkbook. I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me. I am in
California and he lives in New York. We met on a dating website, became
friends on Facebook, had long chats on Whatsapp, he proposed to me on Skype
and now we've had two months of relationship through Viper. Dad, I need your
blessings, good wishes, and a big wedding."
Father: "Wow! Really!! Then get married on Twitter, have fun on
Tango, buy your kids on Amazon and pay through PayPal. And if you get fed up
with your husband....sell him on Ebay."