Old geezers and Dr. Young

[OldCoot]

An old geezer, who had been a retired farmer for a long time, became very bored and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that said: "Get your treatment for $500, if not cured get back $1,000."
Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000.
So he went to Dr. Geezer's clinic.
This is what transpired.

Dr. Young: --- "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth." can you please help me ??
Dr. Geezer: --- "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."
Dr. Young: --- Aaagh !! -- "This is Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."

Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.
Dr Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
Doctor Young: "Oh no you don't, -- that is Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."

Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.
Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak --- I can hardly see !!!!
Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so -- " Here's your $1000 back."
Dr. Young: "But this is only $500..."
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500."
Moral of story -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an "old Geezer" !!!!

[ependydad]

Heh, old people and their poor memories. It's been less than 2 weeks, old man.

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[OldCoot]

Originally Posted by ependydad

Heh, old people and their poor memories. It's been less than 2 weeks, old man.

I figured FT Turbs needed a refresher.

[ependydad]

Originally Posted by OldCoot

I figured FT Turbs needed a refresher.

My memory is often this bad- I just wish I had your ripe old age of 107 as a reason. I'm Dr. Young and have Dr. Coot's memory most of the time!

[ColoradoRick]

Good one!!

[jaitken0016]

Love It.

[OldCoot]

Originally Posted by ependydad

My memory is often this bad- I just wish I had your ripe old age of 107 as a reason. I'm Dr. Young and have Dr. Coot's memory most of the time!

Just remember, I ain't bitter and don't hold grudges, BUT, I always get even and it's my turn.

[rana]

Originally Posted by OldCoot

Just remember, I ain't bitter and don't hold grudges, BUT, I always get even and it's my turn.

Like he'll remember he said that tomorrow....

[OldCoot]

Originally Posted by Yarome

Like he'll remember he said that tomorrow....

So we add another to the list!

[ependydad]

Originally Posted by Yarome

Like he'll remember he said that tomorrow....

Originally Posted by OldCoot

So we add another to the list!

[OldCoot]

Originally Posted by ependydad

I do recall someone taking a week or two to replace a flat tire on a trailer.