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Old 05-21-2015, 02:42 PM   #1
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Talking Ole and Lena Jokes

I don't miss much about my ex, but one thing I do miss is visiting her family in Minnesota and all the Ole and Lena jokes they would tell. Just came across one... gotta love Minnesota humor!


Ole and Sven were going on a quick fishing weekend with Sven's new travel trailer. As usual, they'd become lost and were wandering around a strange town trying to find the highway.

Sven was just starting down a grade to go under a bridge when he slams on the brakes.

Ole exclaimed, "Vat da heck you do dat for, Sven?!"

Sven answered, "Dat sign dere says 'Low Bridge. No Vehicles Over Twelve Feet High.' Dis here trailer is t'irteen feet!"

Ole then says, "Cripes almighty Sven, dere ain't no cops around. Yust hit da gas pedal and go for it!"

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