One fine day joke
Husband to wife: Today is a fine day.
Next day he says: Today is a fine day.
Again next day, he says same thing: Today is a fine day.
Finally after a week, the wife can't take it and asks her husband: For one week, you are saying this 'Today is a fine day'. I am fed up. What's the matter?
Husband: Last week when we had an argument, you said, 'I will leave you one fine day.' I was just trying to remind you.
2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
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