I saw my ex girlfriend walking towards me on the sidewalk today. Not wanting to stop & chat to her, I quickly pretended that I was talking on the phone.
She walked straight up to me and said, "You're pretending to talk on the phone aren't you?"
"Hold on a moment" I said to my pretend caller, "No I'm not, what makes you think that I'm pretending to talk on the phone?"
She said, "The thumb against your ear and the little finger resting on your bottom lip."
2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
I used to be addicted to time travel, but that's all in the past now.