By the ring around his eyeball, you can tell a Bombardier;
You can tell a transport pilot by the spread around his rear;
You can tell a Navigator, by his maps and charts and such;
You can tell a fighter pilot; but you can not tell him much.
(Can be sung to "My eyes have seen the glory" tune)
For the Maintainers out there:
Oh, the flyers get the glory,
And they draw the flying pay,
They swagger all around the field,
And have a LOT to say.
But, I'll tell you all a secret,
And I'll certify its true;
A flier isn't worth a damn,
Without a good Ground Crew...
(Sung to "Battle Hymn of the Republic" tune)
Lou and Laura with Bella - German Short Hair Pointer
2008 GMC Sierra 2500HD Crewcab SB Allison Duramax
2010 Flagstaff 8526RLWS - Superglide 3300
HAM CALLSIGN - KC3FFW