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Old 03-01-2013, 07:11 PM   #1
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In the spirit of the why why why thread

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1- I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
2- There are two kinds of pedestrians . . . The quick and the dead.
3- Life is sexually transmitted.
4- Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
5- The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
6- Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
7- Have you noticed since everyone has a cell phone these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?
8- Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
9- All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
10- In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
11- How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
12- Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out'? Hmmmmm, How about eggs ? . . .
13- If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
14- Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
15- If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
16- Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
17- Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
18- Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
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Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
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If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they get it to stick to the pan?
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