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Old 01-03-2014, 07:59 PM   #1
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Poor old guy

After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep with a hot 23-year-old girl every night.

Now, I have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 69-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems.

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Old 01-03-2014, 08:26 PM   #2
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Too funny

Now that one was funny! jdadoug

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Old 01-03-2014, 10:57 PM   #3
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Love it!!! We old gals really are great, aren't we!! Hugs, Di
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Old 01-06-2014, 05:17 AM   #4
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Love that one, have to send it to my wife of 20 years.
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Old 01-06-2014, 06:06 AM   #5
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