Promises Promises

[Herk7769]

A man was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, 'Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up Whiskey!'

Miraculously, a parking place appeared.

He looked up again and said, 'Never mind, I found one.'

[Poppy Bill]

Also a good one