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Old 03-12-2013, 05:28 PM   #11
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And since I like to include others in my jokes:

When RVChick's husband came home, he saw that RVChick was crying.

"Your mother insulted me," RVChick sobbed.

"My mother? How could she do that when she is on vacation on the other side of the country?" he asked.

"I know. But this morning a letter addressed to you arrived. I opened it because I was curious."

"And?"

"At the end of the letter it said, 'Dear RVChick, when you have finished reading this letter, don't forget to give it to my son.'"
Sounds like RVC's MIL doesn't trust her much - interesting
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Old 03-12-2013, 05:41 PM   #12
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B47 was not the brightest guy around. Every day, when he walked home from work, he would get stopped by three nasty men and they would beat him up and steal his money.

Finally, B47 decided that it would serve his best interest to walk a different route, but also take some self-defense classes so this wouldn`t happen again.

So B47 joined a karate class and soon was doing very well with it.
One day, on the way home from work, B47 confidently decided to take his old route home and, sure enough, there they were. He walked up to them and the battle ensued.

The next afternoon, B47 went to his karate class with a black eye, a broken nose and a busted lip.

His instructor was shocked and asked for an explanation.

"Well," explained B47, "I took my old way home last night so I could beat those guys up who used to steal my money."

His instructor said, "What happened?"

B47 replied, "They jumped me before I could get my socks and shoes off!"
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Old 03-12-2013, 05:46 PM   #13
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OK, one more and I'm meeting my daughter to eat some crawfish for dinner:

F1100Turbo, a construction worker goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I`m constipated."

The doctor examines him for a minute and then says, "Lean over the table."

Turbo leans over the table, the doctor whacks him on the bottom with a bat, CRACK, CRACK, CRACK...,and then sends him into the bathroom.

Turbs comes out a few minutes later and says, "Doc, I feel great. What should I do to prevent constipation ?"

The doctor says, "Stop wiping with cement bags."
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Old 03-12-2013, 06:21 PM   #14
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B47 was not the brightest guy around. Every day, when he walked home from work, he would get stopped by three nasty men and they would beat him up and steal his money.

Finally, B47 decided that it would serve his best interest to walk a different route, but also take some self-defense classes so this wouldn`t happen again.

So B47 joined a karate class and soon was doing very well with it.
One day, on the way home from work, B47 confidently decided to take his old route home and, sure enough, there they were. He walked up to them and the battle ensued.

The next afternoon, B47 went to his karate class with a black eye, a broken nose and a busted lip.

His instructor was shocked and asked for an explanation.,

"Well," explained B47, "I took my old way home last night so I could beat those guys up who used to steal my money."

His instructor said, "What happened?"

B47 replied, "They jumped me before I could get my socks and shoes off!"
have you been talking to my brothers?
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