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Old 05-22-2013, 09:53 PM   #1
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A Baptist pastor was presenting a children's sermon. During the sermon, he
asked the children if they new what the resurrection was. Now, asking
questions during children's sermons is crucial, but at the same time, asking
children questions in front of a congregation can also be very dangerous.


Having asked the children if they knew the meaning of the resurrection, a
little boy raised his hand.......

The pastor called on him and the little boy said,

"I donít know what it is but I do know that if you have a resurrection that
lasts more than four hours you are supposed to call the doctor."

It took over ten minutes for the congregation to settle down enough for the
service to continue.
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Old 05-23-2013, 12:30 PM   #2
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A Baptist pastor was presenting a children's sermon. During the sermon, he
asked the children if they new what the resurrection was. Now, asking
questions during children's sermons is crucial, but at the same time, asking
children questions in front of a congregation can also be very dangerous.


Having asked the children if they knew the meaning of the resurrection, a
little boy raised his hand.......

The pastor called on him and the little boy said,

"I donít know what it is but I do know that if you have a resurrection that
lasts more than four hours you are supposed to call the doctor."

It took over ten minutes for the congregation to settle down enough for the
service to continue.
Funny - kind of reminds me of the old Art Linkletter show - Kids Say The Darnest Things.

But there was no little Purple Pill back then either.
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Old 05-23-2013, 01:44 PM   #3
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That's funny!
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Old 05-27-2013, 11:04 PM   #4
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Some day I plan on writing a book about the life and times if being a "preachers kid" . I might have to include this cute joke!!! Lol. Stuff like this really does happen!!!
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