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Old 08-19-2014, 11:47 AM   #1
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Robber joke

The judge frowned at the robber and said, “then you admit breaking into the same store on three successive nights?”

”Yes, your honor.”

“And why was that?”

“Because my wife wanted a dress.” the thief replied

The judge checked with his records, “But it says here you broke in three nights in a row!”

“Yes sir. She made me exchange it two times.”
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Old 08-19-2014, 11:55 AM   #2
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and who can argue with that?
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Old 08-19-2014, 12:01 PM   #3
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You have to be married to fully appreciate this one. Thanks for the smile!
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Old 08-19-2014, 03:58 PM   #4
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The judge frowned at the robber and said, “then you admit breaking into the same store on three successive nights?”

”Yes, your honor.”

“And why was that?”

“Because my wife wanted a dress.” the thief replied

The judge checked with his records, “But it says here you broke in three nights in a row!”

“Yes sir. She made me exchange it two times.”
Things must be slow at the shop today.
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Old 08-19-2014, 04:01 PM   #5
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Things must be slow at the shop today.
Is it that obvious?
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Old 08-19-2014, 04:13 PM   #6
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Is it that obvious?
Yeah - but keep them coming.
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